-as of [2 APRIL 2024]–
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“THE HUDSUCKER PROXY”
(1994)
(a ‘comedy’)
(her film debut)
(written by ‘joel’ + ‘ethan’ coen)
(aka ‘the coen brothers’)
(and ‘sam raimi’)
(born in michigan to russian jewish parents)
(born ’23 october 1959′)
(so he was ~35 years old)
(‘director’ / ‘actor’ / “producer”)
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(‘joel coen’)
(born ’29 november 1954′)
(about the age of my ‘old man’)
(who turns ’65’ today)
(‘retirement age’)
(when was that ‘standard’ set?)
(and where is it actually upheld?)
(when can he ‘retire’?)
(and collect ‘social security’)
(after a lifetime paying the taxes that went to the ‘social security’ of his parents)
(‘ethan coen’)
(born ’21 september 1957′)
(less than 3 years age difference)
(all-around ‘filmmakers’)
(meaning they’ write’ / ‘direct’ / ‘edit’ / ‘produce’)
(‘january 1994’)
(‘age 27’)
(as ‘za za’)
(bit of a late start!)
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*naked gun 33 1/3*
(1994)
(‘age 27’)
(she seemed to get a lot more attractive once she hit ’25’)
old man cop (leslie nielsen) goes undercover with a criminal and his girlfriend…
busty girlfriend anna nicole smith seduces ‘old cop’…
then she reveals herself to be a man…
pirigyi and i were just puzzled 10-year-olds…
stocking up on candy @ the bridgewater mall…
(what kind of lesson is this to teach children?)
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*to the limit*
(1995)
(‘age 28’)
(as ‘collette dubois’)
(directed by ‘raymond martino’)
(some no-name italian-american director)
(a sequel to ‘davinci’s war’)
(a 1992 film also starring ‘joey travolta’)
(also written + directed by ‘raymond martino’)
(except this one didn’t have ‘anna nicole smith’ in it)
(in this film, she has sex with her much older cop ‘partner’)
(played by (john travolta’s older brother) “joey”)
(‘joey’ is 4 years older than ‘john’)
(and not even half as successful)
(she is ’28’ / he is ’45’)
(but already mostly grey)
(it was due to mutual relief for solving some case)
(while they were having sex, somebody breaks into the home…)
(hmm…this seems interesting…)
(so ‘anna nicole smith’ and ‘joey travolta’ were ‘partners’ and ‘lovers’ in this film)
(with a 17 year age difference)
(that’s not so hard to imagine)
(connection to younger brother “john travolta”)
(who was way more successful)
(and way gayer)
(john travolta’s 16-year-old son died while the family was on ‘christmas vacation’…)
(with ‘kelly preston’)
(who is over 8 years younger than ‘travolta’)
(they met on the set of the 1987 film “the experts”)
(finally released on ’13 january 1989′)
(a major ‘box office bomb’)
(…or so we are told)
“jefffrey travolta”
(‘kawasaki disease’)
(aka ‘mucocutaneous lymph node syndrome’)
(in (where else?)…that’s right…THE BAHAMAS!”)
(just like ”anna nicole smith’s” son ‘daniel)
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“ILLEGAL ALIENS”
(2007)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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📚📖|/\-*WIKI-FILMOGRAPHY*-/\|📖📚
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👈👈👈☜*“ANNA NICOLE SMITH”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥