*SUMMER 2011*
(i first arrived at this princeton library as a tutor with “princeton tutoring”)
i spent the summer tutoring two 17-year-old chinese girls for their SATs…
monday – friday…10am – 4:30pm…
an hour drive both ways…
i’d park in the lot across the street (even though i technically required a permit)
i was never ticketed…
also tutored an 11-year-old chinese boy for a math competition several times during ‘fall 2011’…
the library doesn’t require a student ID (neither for admittance or for the computers)…
but it does require an ID for print jobs (i found this out when i tried to scan + print a copy of my driver’s license for my first landlord in princeton in september 2012)…
fond memories of the 3rd floor of lewis library…
where i met the anderson twins + the duphiney sisters while my student took a practice test…
they were fiddling around on the imacs…
one of the main reasons i decided to move to princeton in the first place…
was planning on working here…
but the spots were already taken by the time i inquired…
started coming here after the motel move…
(since i didn’t have internet access in my room)
(then i replaced these visits with trips to ‘princeton public library’ + ‘mercer county library’)
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(should’ve just stuck with ‘lewis library’)
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*10 november 2014*
went to lewis library (third floor imac) after realizing that i couldn’t get internet access in frist…
the third floor toilet was clogged…
so i took a shit on the second floor…
waiting for some dweeb to blow his nose so i could get some privacy…
ice cold water from the fountains…
i could probably look up porn here and get away with it…
comfy cozy…
i should stay here until it’s time to get the last bus…
(or just wait until the earliest morning bus)
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*13 FEBRUARY 2015*
(‘lewis library’ is my ‘go-to spot’)
(although i’m technically banned from this spot)
(no one’s arrested me yet)
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*13 september 2015*
(took the 3:17pm 606 into ‘princeton’)
(the bus was 5 minutes (too) late)
(headed straight to ‘lewis library’)
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*DECEMBER 2015*
(‘permanent ban’ from ‘princeton campus’)
(got arrested for drinking a ‘bud lite margarita’ there)
(by the ‘campus police’)
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*16 JULY 2016*
(banned from ‘princeton library’)
(so back to ‘lewis’)
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*25 JULY 2016*
(now that i’ve been caught by the ‘spic dyke’ while trespassing on campus)
(i’m afraid to make a return to ‘lewis library’)
(it’s all jon’s fault!)
(the same mustauchioed guard from ‘princeton library’ saw me there)
(and i saw a young asian enter the library a half hour later)
(i was already packed up and gone)
(so he questioned ‘daniel’ + his generic mexican pal)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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👈👈👈☜*“THE LEWIS LiBRARY”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥