-as of [18 NOVEMBER 2024]–
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(my role in our ‘1st grade play’)
(we went ‘on tour’ from ‘bayberry elementary school’ to ‘valley view middle school’)
(‘spring 1991’?)
(when ‘MC hammer’ topped the charts)
(along with ‘vanilla ice’ + the ‘ice ice baby’ song featured in the ‘ninja turtles’ live-action movies)
“elementary school gymnastics”
“wrestling theatrics”
(kick off the wall and land a ‘back flip’)
(or better yet, a stationary standing ‘(back)flip’)
“diving board tricks”
(learn how to pull off these tricks without permanently injuring yourself in the process)
(i’ve never been brave enough for this)
(i used to be a really good ‘high jumper’ in ‘middle school’)
(with the ‘standard backwards jump’)
(what was my highest ‘clear’?)
(then i psyched myself out in ‘gym class’ one day and couldn’t bring myself to do the backwards jump anymore)
(i would opt for a ‘scissor kick’ jump which was nowhere near as effective)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥