(aka ‘sex’)
‘HONORARY BERRIES’
–ALLIED POWERS–
“the crowleys”
“the courys”
“the buckleys”
“the malchow boys”
(save the world)
“fraggle rock”
“chung chums”
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–AXIS POWERS–
“the taylors”
“the kenwells”
“the t-bros”
“sons of sobic”
“gaybirds”
“copycats”
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(entry level/home base:)
“stripper sanctuary”
(to be populated by pig-tailed plastic colombian sexpots)
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12 LEVELS:
1: ‘fishin’ 4 fisher’
(fishing game)
2: ‘hauerpower’
(racing game)
3: ‘joga clones’
(karaoke game)
4: ‘carrot booty’
(mallet reflex game)
5: ‘padua’
(arabian adventures fighter game)
6: ‘pom poms’
(bouncy game / think ‘cool spot’)
7. ‘yagerbombs’
(WWII jap invasion game)
8. ‘luna love’
(underground guido fighter game / think ‘duke nukem’)
9. ‘jap attack’
(the ‘other’ kind of jap)
(puzzle game / think ‘doctor quandary’)
10. ‘WASP’s nest’
(number crunchers game)
(involving the unraveling of highly complex financial derivatives)
11. ‘mother earth’
(underwater / flyer game)
12. ‘gloria’
(dance revolution game)
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X
X
(*beat the game and free a herd of cuddly taras*)
(think ‘sonic’)
X
X
X
(cheat code:)
play as:
‘john frusciante’
‘jimi hendrix’
‘john lennon’
‘jim morrison’
‘john paul jones’
(both the ‘led zeppelin bassist’ and ‘revolutionary war american naval leader’)
‘jimmy page’
‘johnny carson’
‘james brown’
‘johnny cash’
‘james paul mccartney’
‘john f. kennedy’
‘james joyce’
(think ‘NBA Jams’)
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*PART II* –> REVENGE!
(aka ‘caligula’)
(think ‘grand theft auto’)
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥