“hand-me-downs” (lyrics)

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“just like daddy”
(song for ‘joey junior’)

my old man’s pants
do a handstand!
who’s talking to you?
you talkin to me?
let gravity work naturally

feeling a bit like my daddy…
waiter
wait here…

i’ll start out wherever i land…

PART 1:

waiter!

thirty…

fatty living with mommy…

repeatedly defeated by daddy…

and being a schizo is not an excuse…

you’ve been drinking too much of that “jewy juice”

PART 2:

no wife…

no kids…

just a little old man guarding the door…

at your local liquor store…
at your local liquor store…
at your local liquor store…

no life…

no hair…

i’d tell you to go to hell…
you turtle without a shell…

i’d tell you to go to hell…

but you’re already there…

PART 3:

you female fredo…
neither sister nor friend
i don’t ever wanna see you again…

my ripe tomato
i’m gonna see to the end
but i don’t ever wanna see you again…
no i don’t ever wanna see you again…
no i don’t ever wanna see you again…

PART 4:

she was a “nurse practicioner”…

neonatal…

while i was robbing the cradle…

doc was dropping da dreidel…

docta turning the table…

she seemed quite unable to earn her MD
so she’s going to hafta learn to be a secretary for me…

just like granny…

OUTRO:

nursing babies just like mommy…

(i’m gonna do well)

manage money just like daddy…

(i’m gonna do well)

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