"christmas with hank"*lyrics*

*VERSE 1*

some were exposed and some were set free
i’m much more composed and i’m tighter than he
you’re growing your grass and i’ll slice up the meat
you handle the chores and i’ll take all the heat

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*VERSE 2*

you try something new and i tend to repeat
we wanted it all and it all will deplete
you’re dying too fast and i’m living to eat
you’re driving too fast as i’m crossing the street

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*VERSE 3*

you’re up in the air and i’m back on my feet
i’d rather be there so i’m leaving this seat
we’re heavy of heart, now we’re drowning in heat
you gave me a scare so i gave you a treat

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(to be performed on december 25 as “hank” bukowski pisses on a nativity scene and is subsequently arrested)

(as ‘jewish george gershwin’ plays the piano to much applause inside the cathedral before dropping dead of a brain aneurysm at the utter absurdity of the situation…)

you try something new and i tend to repeat
we wanted it all and it all will deplete
you’re dying too fast and i’m living to eat
you’re driving too fast as i’m crossing the street

you’re up in the air and i’m back on my feet
i’d rather be there so i’m leaving this seat
we’re heavy of heart, now we’re drowning in heat
you gave me a scare so i gave you a treat

(to be performed on december 25 as “hank” bukowski pisses on a nativity scene and is subsequently arrested)

(as jew george gershwin plays the piano to much applause inside the cathedral before dropping dead of a brain aneurysm at the utter absurdity of the situation…)

VERSE 1: 

some were exposed and some were set free
i’m much more composed and i’m tighter than he
you’re growing your grass and i’ll slice up the meat
you handle the chores and i’ll take all the heat

VERSE 2: 

you try something new and i tend to repeat
we wanted it all and it all will deplete
you’re dying too fast and i’m living to eat
you’re driving too fast as i’m crossing the street

VERSE 3: 

you’re up in the air and i’m back on my feet
i’d rather be there so i’m leaving this seat
we’re heavy of heart, now we’re drowning in heat
you gave me a scare so i gave you a treat

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*SCRAPS*

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*👨‍🔬🕵️‍♀️🙇‍♀️*SKETCHES*🙇‍♂️👩‍🔬🕵️‍♂️*

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👈👈👈☜*“CHRISTMAS WITH HANK”* ☞ 👉👉👉
*THE BASIX*

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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥