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“ALTERNATE SPELLINGS” –>
(*start with ‘most common spelling”)
(is there an ‘international body’ monitoring ‘first names’)
(i’d rather start with ‘my preferred spelling’ and go from there)
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‘IPA’ –>
/ˈɡʊstɑːv/
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“Green” (11:43:21 PM): joga
“Green” (11:43:22 PM): joga
“Green” (11:43:23 PM): joga
JoGaBot (11:43:22 PM): yo
JoGaBot (11:43:32 PM): i have a new female target
“Green” (11:43:40 PM): who
JoGaBot (11:43:41 PM): salesman pete’s former galpal
“Green” (11:43:49 PM): what the
JoGaBot (11:43:55 PM): werent u always a fan of hers?
“Green” (11:44:04 PM): dick
JoGaBot (11:44:07 PM): dont know dont care?
“Green” (11:44:33 PM): exactly
“Green” (11:44:41 PM): dont recall ever sayin more than 10 words
“Green” (11:44:42 PM): to the girl
JoGaBot (11:44:41 PM): i want a second opinion
JoGaBot (11:44:47 PM): what would u rate her looks
“Green” (11:44:55 PM): honestly man
“Green” (11:44:59 PM): dont even remember the girl
JoGaBot (11:45:21 PM): well im setting up a rendezvous this week
“Green” (11:45:32 PM): a fuck session u mean
JoGaBot (11:45:30 PM): not sure how this will go down
JoGaBot (11:45:32 PM): hopefully
JoGaBot (11:46:05 PM): its better than Kat Alario
“Green” (11:46:16 PM): haha
“Green” (11:46:20 PM): i would fuckin hope so
JoGaBot (11:46:19 PM): that should be a song title
“Green” (11:46:29 PM): haha
“Green” (11:46:30 PM): i agree
JoGaBot (11:46:27 PM): ‘Cause For Alario’
JoGaBot (11:46:36 PM): itll be on par with ‘Ingrassia Don’t Mind’
JoGaBot (11:46:45 PM): she had a nice figure though, right?
“Green” (11:46:57 PM): for a male varsity athlete sure
JoGaBot (11:46:59 PM): lol
JoGaBot (11:47:07 PM): well, see, if those gals were stoners
“Green” (11:47:11 PM): that girl was too masculine
JoGaBot (11:47:10 PM): itd be perfect
“Green” (11:47:17 PM): nah
JoGaBot (11:47:15 PM): theyd cook us cookies and shit
“Green” (11:47:24 PM): she had no sexual appeal
JoGaBot (11:47:21 PM): and clean up for us
JoGaBot (11:47:26 PM): doesnt need sex appeal
“Green” (11:47:34 PM): i need it
JoGaBot (11:47:31 PM): as long as shes servile
JoGaBot (11:47:58 PM): jealous joseph brought up leah hartman at dinner last week
“Green” (11:48:10 PM): o boy
“Green” (11:48:16 PM): whose jealous josephy
“Green” (11:48:19 PM): mike?
JoGaBot (11:48:17 PM): my alleged father
“Green” (11:48:24 PM): o
JoGaBot (11:48:31 PM): he said shes in amsterdam smoking up a storm
“Green” (11:48:38 PM): haha
“Green” (11:48:40 PM): is she really?
JoGaBot (11:48:41 PM): yes she is
“Green” (11:48:47 PM): right now?
JoGaBot (11:48:46 PM): yes
“Green” (11:48:55 PM): im booking a flight
“Green” (11:49:03 PM): that girl is probably vulnerable as hell right now
JoGaBot (11:49:04 PM): its time for you to put that girl in her place
“Green” (11:49:08 PM): can def bang the shit out of her
JoGaBot (11:49:08 PM): shes your padua
“Green” (11:49:14 PM): or is she with some asian dude/
JoGaBot (11:49:17 PM): you need to put that girl down on all 4s
“Green” (11:49:25 PM): i will
“Green” (11:49:27 PM): next time i see her
JoGaBot (11:49:24 PM): and fuck her until shes bleeding red and seeing purple
“Green” (11:49:29 PM): she knows it
“Green” (11:49:33 PM): who is she with
“Green” (11:49:36 PM): in amsterdam
JoGaBot (11:49:36 PM): a study program allegedly
“Green” (11:49:43 PM): what the
“Green” (11:49:47 PM): study?
“Green” (11:49:49 PM): smoking?
“Green” (11:49:53 PM): wtf
JoGaBot (11:49:53 PM): apparently the father knows shes just sitting on her perfectly tanned ass and bong ripping all day
“Green” (11:50:04 PM): of course
“Green” (11:50:23 PM): I ran into mr hartman at the gym
“Green” (11:50:25 PM): mountain fitness
“Green” (11:50:27 PM): back in
“Green” (11:50:27 PM): may
“Green” (11:50:30 PM): it was revolutionary
“Green” (11:50:31 PM): bc
“Green” (11:50:36 PM): your bro and greg
“Green” (11:50:44 PM): were there
JoGaBot (11:50:45 PM): the corporate drones?
“Green” (11:50:52 PM): and mr hartman immediaely followed me
“Green” (11:50:57 PM): next to the elliptical
“Green” (11:51:01 PM): talked to me for over na hr
“Green” (11:51:02 PM): saying
“Green” (11:51:08 PM): u should really hang out with leah
“Green” (11:51:11 PM): its been so long
“Green” (11:51:11 PM): etc
JoGaBot (11:51:28 PM): so he prob looked right over tjhe corporate drones
JoGaBot (11:51:40 PM): he knew they were headed for middle class mediocrity?
“Green” (11:51:58 PM): yep
“Green” (11:51:58 PM): exactly
“Green” (11:52:00 PM): he was like
“Green” (11:52:08 PM): “Mike you always stood out in that bunch in your grade”
“Green” (11:52:16 PM): people of course always tell me that now
“Green” (11:52:20 PM): once btownmenus went up
“Green” (11:52:31 PM): the pathetic thing is those miserable fucks thinks thats a highlight
JoGaBot (11:56:36 PM): no
JoGaBot (11:56:40 PM): just a blip on the radar
“Green” (11:56:46 PM): exactly
“Green” (11:56:49 PM): boss
“Green” (11:56:52 PM): SCOTTSDALE!
“Green” (11:56:54 PM): call u in 10
“Green” (11:56:56 PM): conference call time
“Green” (11:57:00 PM): let me smoke 3 bowls in a row
“Green” (11:57:01 PM): before our call
“Green” (11:57:04 PM): and let my phone charge
“Green” (11:57:06 PM): call u in a few
“Green” (11:57:06 PM): pc
“Green” returned at 12:57:06 AM.
“Green” (1:05:52 AM): lost the boss
“Green” (1:06:02 AM): obsessed with jimmy hendrix….
JoGaBot (1:06:11 AM): yes
JoGaBot (1:06:27 AM): so then he turned to balls
JoGaBot (1:06:39 AM): he threw balls against a wall
JoGaBot (1:06:40 AM): for hours on end
“Green” (1:06:49 AM): haha
JoGaBot (1:06:49 AM): and he played cowboys and indians
JoGaBot (1:06:53 AM): (strawberry was always the victim)
JoGaBot (1:06:58 AM): he used to torture his siblings
JoGaBot (1:07:03 AM): thats why they are what they are today
JoGaBot (1:07:10 AM): it was all based on the sins of my father
JoGaBot (1:07:17 AM): and i think he knows it
“Green” (1:07:21 AM): wow
“Green” (1:07:36 AM): even tammy?
JoGaBot (1:07:36 AM): yes
JoGaBot (1:07:40 AM): he teased the hell out of her
“Green” (1:07:47 AM): hows the wedding coming along?
JoGaBot (1:07:55 AM): the thing with her is
JoGaBot (1:08:01 AM): i think she has repressed artistic talents
JoGaBot (1:08:15 AM): shes a world class jigsaw puzzler
“Green” (1:08:23 AM): really
“Green” (1:08:26 AM): so she aint that dumb
JoGaBot (1:08:28 AM): no, shes childlike
“Green” (1:08:33 AM): must have an innovative mind
JoGaBot (1:08:35 AM): but all geniuses are childlike
“Green” (1:08:43 AM): that is true
JoGaBot (1:08:43 AM): i write my best music when i go back in time to childhood
“Green” (1:08:53 AM): i do my best marketing
JoGaBot (1:08:52 AM): put myself in that exact mindset
“Green” (1:09:00 AM): when resorting to childhood like techniques
JoGaBot (1:08:57 AM): i even wear diapers on occasion
“Green” (1:09:15 AM): thats a great cover for your next album
“Green” (1:09:16 AM): you in a diaper
JoGaBot (1:09:26 AM): blumberg would love it
JoGaBot (1:09:34 AM): since it would be a mocking picture of me presented to the public
“Green” (1:09:38 AM): the blumbino
JoGaBot (1:10:03 AM): i pigged out today
JoGaBot (1:10:06 AM): i ate like a horse
“Green” (1:10:19 AM): what did ueat
JoGaBot (1:10:23 AM): pollyo string cheese
JoGaBot (1:10:29 AM): baloney sandwiches
JoGaBot (1:10:45 AM): and roasted nut honey peanut butter with bananas
JoGaBot (1:10:50 AM): thats a good peanut butter flavor btw
“Green” (1:11:27 AM): wow
“Green” (1:11:32 AM): sounds awesome
“Green” (1:12:21 AM): you have a new ali
“Green” (1:12:26 AM): alliance formed
“Green” (1:12:27 AM): with
“Green” (1:12:37 AM): mr zack sampson
JoGaBot (1:12:41 AM): sure his name aint simpson?
JoGaBot (1:12:47 AM): ive always wanted a friend named simpson you see
“Green” (1:13:20 AM): why is that
JoGaBot (1:13:40 AM): they seemed like good guys to have around
JoGaBot (1:13:43 AM): yellow and such
“Green” (1:14:03 AM): remember the incident
“Green” (1:14:06 AM): at riccios graduation party
“Green” (1:14:10 AM): with pete simpson
“Green” (1:14:15 AM): out of nowhere started smashin bottles
“Green” (1:14:19 AM): on the tennis courts
JoGaBot (1:14:29 AM): yes
JoGaBot (1:14:40 AM): he was the one who also encouraged me to pursue lalalalunardoni
“Green” (1:14:53 AM): really?
JoGaBot (1:14:56 AM): after he saw her coming onto me at the mountain fitness
“Green” (1:15:00 AM): how did that go down
JoGaBot (1:15:02 AM): i was too oblivious then
JoGaBot (1:15:21 AM): she was like really coming on strong during that era, that was that summer where shed always be like lucy and the football
JoGaBot (1:15:23 AM): i was charlie brown
JoGaBot (1:15:29 AM): shed come on strong and disappear
“Green” (1:15:36 AM): haha
“Green” (1:15:49 AM): she ugly these days
JoGaBot (1:16:01 AM): shes prob with another guy with an “IZZI” last name
JoGaBot (1:16:04 AM): all these IZZOs
JoGaBot (1:16:06 AM): IZZIS
JoGaBot (1:16:07 AM): AZZA
JoGaBot (1:16:12 AM): that always means ‘meathead’ to me
JoGaBot (1:16:16 AM): ASSA
JoGaBot (1:16:19 AM): IZZO
“Green” (1:16:42 AM): haha
“Green” (1:16:44 AM): lizzy
“Green” (1:16:46 AM): wus that his name
“Green” (1:16:55 AM): was it snyder?
JoGaBot (1:17:20 AM): yea but his friends called him Al
“Green” (1:18:01 AM): haha
JoGaBot (1:18:21 AM): Larnick’s got a girlfriend
“Green” (1:18:29 AM): haha
“Green” (1:18:31 AM): yea right
JoGaBot (1:18:30 AM): his names Earl
“Green” (1:18:33 AM): whats his name
“Green” (1:18:37 AM): haha
JoGaBot (1:18:50 AM): its a cross between a woman and a kitty kat
JoGaBot (1:19:21 AM): apparently its all the rage these days
“Green” (1:25:02 AM): o boy
“Green” (1:25:09 AM): larnball at his finest
JoGaBot (1:25:49 AM): im surprised u two hadnt hung out more
“Green” (1:25:56 AM): haha
“Green” (1:25:57 AM): im not
JoGaBot (1:25:54 AM): he once referred to u as ‘cute’
“Green” (1:26:04 AM): hes gay
“Green” (1:26:05 AM): im straight
“Green” (1:26:07 AM): it wouldnt work
“Green” (1:26:15 AM): i don’t like gay people
JoGaBot (1:26:24 AM): well there goes half our supporting cast
“Green” (1:26:31 AM): yep
“Green” (1:26:33 AM): sorry boss
JoGaBot (1:26:32 AM): well have to throw the professor right off the boat
“Green” (1:26:38 AM): malchow and crew
“Green” (1:26:39 AM): gotta go
JoGaBot (1:26:46 AM): should we execute them>
“Green” (1:27:19 AM): yes
“Green” (1:27:22 AM): immediately
JoGaBot (1:32:26 AM): ok
JoGaBot (1:32:29 AM): ive got the guns ready
“Green” (1:32:39 AM): perfect
JoGaBot (1:32:37 AM): not sure itd penetrate Mad Cow’s blubber
JoGaBot (1:32:50 AM): we may need a goddamn harpoon for that boy
“Green” (1:32:59 AM): haha
“Green” (1:33:01 AM): thats classic
“Green” (1:33:07 AM): whats that prick up to
JoGaBot (1:33:08 AM): selling homes
JoGaBot (1:33:24 AM): actually, i think hes moved on / now hes selling tents at Rays Sporting Goods Store
“Green” (1:33:35 AM): perfect
“Green” (1:33:42 AM): he must be caking
JoGaBot (1:33:55 AM): caking?
“Green” (1:34:08 AM): banking
“Green” (1:34:12 AM): makin a lot of money
“Green” (1:34:19 AM): haha
“Green” (1:34:21 AM): you get it
“Green” (1:34:24 AM): malchow fat
“Green” (1:34:25 AM): caking
“Green” (1:34:28 AM): instead of baking
“Green” (1:34:31 AM): banking
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