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*1981*
(narrated by ‘orson welles’)
emperor nero
(the archetypal “fat italian”)
his faggy assistant…
(played by joseph battiato)
when mel brooks (as “comicus”) launches into a comedic routine that mocks the emperor…
“did he just…?”
“i believe he did, sir…”
in ancient rome, the “vestal virgins”, were the virgin holy female priests of vesta
(goddess of the hearth)
(modern-day playboy playmates)
(i routinely masturbated to this scene)
mel brooks revels in playing dimwitted power figures who comically overindulge in the carnal pleasures that the position has to offer
(most gags involving busty bimbettes)
“jewish despot”
“it’s good to be king!”
(the governor in “blazing saddles”)
(the french king in “history of the world part 1”)
(a jewish precursor to william jefferson clinton)
(he plays the french king louis as a shameless horndog, routining stuffing his face into noblewomen’s bosoms)
(and they merely relish the attention)
“king louis 16”
(1754 – 1793)
(“last king of france”)
‘french revolution’
(1789 – 1799)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥