-as of [7 SEPTEMBER 2024]–
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‘digital peanuts’
(lucy as psychologist to charlie brown…)
lucy:
“a girl rejected your facebook friend request?
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and you’ve actually met her in person?
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and actually spent time alone with her on multiple occasions?
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and you haven’t fucked her (or even kissed her for that matter)?
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and you’ve never exchanged harsh words with one another?”
“why you’re just one step away from a restraining order, charlie brown!”
charlie brown: “i know” (*sigh*)
(cue a creepy charles m. schultz fawning over his own drawing of the “little red-haired girl”)
disney’s “snow white and the seven dwarfs”, the first full-length cel-animated feature in film history, premiered at the Carthay Circle Theatre in Los Angeles in 1937
“the flintstones”
(1960):
i also soaked up loads of ‘ren and stimpy’ and ‘beavis and butthead’ (when my parents weren’t looking). i was fast turning into a spiky-haired bart simpson…
“the simpsons”
(1989)
“ren and stimpy”
(1991)
‘ren and stimpy’ was a cartoon mister taylor introduced to me.
they were merely a perverted mutant version of a classic slapstick comedy duo. they were later disneyified for the ‘lion king’ as timon and pumbaa…
“beavis and butthead”
(1993)
pixar can only come so close. it’s like trying to replicate the beatles magic in the digital age. knowing how easy it really is to get there makes it hard to simulate the struggle. and all worthwhile art involves a struggle of some kind. man overcoming the inherent chaos of nature to transmit some worthwhile idea to his fellow man…
“the lion king”
(1994)
“american dad!”
(2005)
(created by seth mcfarlane)
(CIA father named “stan smith”)
(blonde mother named “francine smith”)
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