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*โgood eveningโ + โwelcomeโ to our โdigital domainโ!*
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โwe are โperformance artistsโ currently waging a โwar 4 independenceโโฆโ
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โwe are (w)holly committed to delivering โsonic justiceโ to the recorded works of โJoGaโโฆโ
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โwe have been commanded to pour our hearts out on a โnightly basisโ to โlive audiencesโ of all โshapesโ + โsizesโโฆโ
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(feel free to stream โsonic highlightsโ culled from a decade of โrelentless recordingโโฆ)
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โFREE AT LAST!โ
โFREE AT LAST!โ
โyours trulyโฆโ
โthe creepsโ
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*ADD OUR โEVER-EXPANDING โLONG SONG'โ TO YOUR โSONIC ARSENALโโฆ*
โโโฉโฃโโฌ๏ธโฅฅโกโโโฅโฅกโโฑโคโงโฅโฅโฏโคโโคโ๏ธ
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โญโฎโฏ
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*โfree sonic upgrade โ for our new listeners*)
(first select โ12 featured tracksโ from any of our playlistsโ)
(then shoot us an *e-mail request*)
(subject โ> โnew listenerโ)
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*FOR BOOKING INQUIRIES*
(*โsoloโ + โensembleโ*)
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thanks for all your support!
(and donโt you ever forgetโฆ)
(when all is โsaidโ and โdoneโโฆ)
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โyouโre welcome!โ
(from our โfamous last wordsโ album)
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(and we couldnโt have done it without youโฆ)
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(and donโt you ever forget it!)
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(โฆor soon youโll surely regret itโฆ)
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and as for the rest of the worldโs โwillfully ignorantโ massesโฆ
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(โsoon youโll be sorryโฆโ)
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(but donโt say we didnโt warn you!)
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โdonโt you DARE!โ
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โฆโyouโre welcome!โ
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โ*โOUR FRONT PAGESโ* โ
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