-as of [30 MARCH 2024]–
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*in 3rd grade, douglas stollen and i were set to work together on a “mini-society” business together*
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(engraving names into blocks of wood)
(we had one session at his house)
(because his old man was a ‘machinist’)
(whatever that means)
(then he told me that he’d rather do it all by himself)
(kathleen hannon stuck up for on that one)
(in missus rapp’s class)
(then i went with the chester cua chips company)
(which consisted of 6 other dudes already)
(and we all took our share of the profits until cassidy was left holding the bag)
(“free homework” passes + candy coupons)
fifth grade
(shop class)
i was terrified of the machinery
(robert thomas was also a math teacher for the ree-rees)
(and the track + field coach with mister murphy)
(married with children)
(grade 5 we made a tictactoe board)
(grade 6 i made a napkin holder)
(although the holder never moved smoothly through the groove)
(we still used it at the kitchen table)
(grade 7 i made a mallard mug rack)
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*grade 8* –>
i imprinted a “golf” logo on a sweatshirt)
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