a case of the crabs (courtesy of crosby) (lyrics)

yodeling crosby
lose the vibrato
dreamless
witless
careless
clueless

(lemme clue you in…)

hey tommy girl

scream tommy girl

i’m gonna teach you the HAAARD way…

you’ll learn!

alysa!

alysa?

ALISSA!!!!

(devils witches)

(crosby dragged em)

pull off alysa

(break up with arv + jon)

(does jon work on monday mornings?)

(jon doesn’t work thursday 10am)

(saturday?)

karina came straight from the shower…
crosby could sure use a bath…
set out the opiates for ali baba…

“hott 22”

maddalena greased the poles…
(by the bowling alley)
(and chucky cheese)

gina!
janine!
jinn genie!
tony!

stripper nikki!

bailar!

luce grace terranova
(danger luce –> bicycle)

(cue harry nilsson:)

“jump into the fire” –> “without you”

elledon sally…
calling calista…
call the police…
holoy in motion…
hooray…
calling the captives…

(san cheliz…)

calista flockhart
bless her shiksa heart…
harrison ford…
ET…
put an earring in for me…

scuba dooba dooba do…
(i’ll love you for real this time)