*SPRING 2004*
(started drinking ‘coffee’ during my 2nd year @ ‘harvard’)
(because there was free coffee 24/7 in the ‘pfoho cafeteria’)
coffee was a necessary stimulant during my final year at college.
only because there was free coffee available 24/7 in the cafeteria.
i drank it at night out of sheer boredom.
always black…
no frills…
i’m not looking to reward my taste buds.
i only seek the reliable delivery of efficient energy.
like most other drugs, there are downsides.
my teeth are disturbingly prone to color changes, so i drink one cup o’ joe and my teeth glow yellow.
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*24 MARCH 2016*
(two iced coffees @ palace of asia with buffet lunch)
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26 JUNE 2014:
i drank a coffee with lunch today…(should’ve ordered an iced coffee @ applebees)…just to get through the conversation with cheryl lynn…and it worked…until i started eating…
i enjoyed a double espresso @ alfie’s on thursday night…then got a dunkin donuts iced coffee (with turbo shot) on the ride back to lawrenceville…
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*19 november 2014*
ordered a small iced coffee to go @ applebee’s with cheryl…not sweetened…
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*7 december 2014*
extra-large iced coffee from wawa…delicious…
just coffee
my asshole is rotting from all the fucking coffee…
drank 2 coffees…
i need a coffee to get me back rolling
*espresso*
(‘pressed-out’)
(‘express’)
forcing hot water under pressure through finely ground coffee
(i prefer double espressos)
*cappuccino*
paul newman coffee
(instant coffee) vs (pot coffee)
(ask grandma skip the difference)
(too late!)
*maxwell original roast*
(makes 10 pots of coffee)
(medium strength)
(maxwell house owned by kraft foods)
(named after maxwell house hotel in nashville, tennessee)
(second most popular coffee)
(folgers is first)
‘the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup!’
fill coffee machine to 10 and that makes 1 pot / 6 cups of coffee
‘the kerass, the kerass’
(as mother describes it)
(what the hell does that mean?)
(messed up my coffee making)
(loose gizmos always mess with me)
(coffee is kept hot in the pot)
when i started weightlifting (for the second time) in september 2006, i began downing “rockstar” energy drinks before workouts…i’d never pay for them…(that’s usually referred to as “stealing”)…
i first started the “morning coffee” routine when i started working @ BGC partners in march 2007…again, there was free coffee available all day…
i’d drink double espressos with my boss d’arcy miell during summer 2007…
i tried the much-touted “5-hour energy” drink but it did nothing for me…it purported to prevent a “sugar crash”…i don’t think there’s any such thing as a “sugar crash”…in all my years of consuming sugar, i’ve never experienced one…
the morning coffee routine continued when i transferred to JPMorganChase in october 2007…i’d usually be thoroughly stoned when arriving @ the office, so the coffee was a mere bonus…
when i moved back to watchung in april 2009, my mother used to buy me a coffee every morning from krauzers…
when she didn’t get me coffee, i’d brew my own with the cuisinart coffee maker…
i found the mixture of coffee and dope to be overwhelmingly euphoric…how i wish i can go back to those days!
in princeton, i now drink large sweetened iced coffees (with two turbo shots of espresso)…
(my mother still gives me dunkin donuts gift cards)
(as recommended by big-tittied plain jane barista)
(not quite in my league)
(but i’d prob still fuck her)
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STARBUCKS:
frappucino
(should i drink so much coffee??)
(but i’ve been sleeping so beautifully lately)
(don’t psyche yourself out now!)
(mama buys me coffee)
(unfiltered ground coffee)
(that I have to put in a filter myself)
(learned how to filter coffee from powder)
(and got dark roast for stronger coffee)
(not custom roast)
(coffee filters gone???)
(gotta hit up starbucks then)
(and ask mom to get new coffee filters)
(coffee maker section is crowded)
(coffee dried out my throat while singing)
(coffee gives me feeling of unsatisfied dried-out bliss in my mouth)
(i haven’t even drank my coffee)
(just knowing it’s there is comfort enough)
(weed + coffee)
(keep the coffee buzz going)
(drinking snapple grapeape / green tea / iced coffee)
(arabica gourmet coffee at o’bagel???)
(mom probably still drinking night coffee upstairs)
(to coffee / green tea / weed!)
(and parents are up early getting coffee down the shore)
(and even had a coffee with grandma falgares while leaving)
(which olivia kenwell noticed on the ride home)
(and I spilled on my pants)
(drank coffee)
(9pm)
(maxwell house dark roast)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥