“mean mister mustard” (lyrics)

VERSE 1:

mean mister mustard sleeps in the park
shaves in the dark trying to save paper

sleeps in a hole in the road
saving up to buy some clothes
keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

such a mean old man
such a mean old man

VERSE 2:

his sister pam works in a shop
she never stops, she’s a go-getter

takes him out to look at the queen
only place that he’s ever been
always shouts out something obscene

such a dirty old man…
dirty old man…