“my wrestling achievements”

“WINTER 1993”:

(‘pinning’ my opponent in my very first 3rd grade match)
(some other suburban whiteboy from ‘madison’)
(in the watchung hills gym)
(saturday morning)

“half-nelson”
(a 2006 film starring ryan gosling)

(south plainfield 103-pounder???)

(SP were state champs???)

beating chatham opponent

(beating harvey smith of ‘plainfield’ 2x)

“WINTER 1998”:

eighth grade

(beating the BR little jackhammer)

(who came out strong and took me down)

(but I outlasted him)

(putting him to his back several times with a cradle)

“WINTER 2000”:

(2 ‘come-from-behind’ victories sophomore year)

(152 lb. junior varsity start-of-year tournament)

“WINTER 2002”:

(‘captain’ of ‘varsity wrestling team’)

pinning piscataway heavyweight

avenging loss from franklin

(who had beaten me by points the day after I got accepted to harvard)

(mister riccio consoled me after the match)

(he knew I sucked)

beating the warren hills guy

(who had pinned me the year before)

(a guy even grodeck beat!)

beating the indian hills guy by points

(he was a tough 189 pounder)

(it was a saturday morning match)

(I had spent most of the night jacking off to a cheesy 80s movie)

(with really big-tittied bikini babes)

(i think that sexual energy made me wrestle a whole lot better that day)

(good thing I didn’t discover nipple stimulation back then)

(rather i’d rub my dick through my pocket in class)

“FALL 2002”:

(briefly considered joining the ‘harvard wrestling team’ as a ‘walk-on’)
(head coach ‘tm weiss’ discouraged me)
(“thank god!”)

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