(“all hail barack hussein obama!”)
(‘obama’ training james brown’s son to sing “say it loud i’m black and i’m proud”)
(as the boy remains totally apathetic + steadfastly unresponsive)
(*cue ‘along came obama’*)
(“but can he dance?”)
(in 2008 bergblum encouraged me to head to his inauguration ball carrying a sign with that very statement)
(‘i think obama beat you to it…’)
(as i made a ‘messianic case’ for myself)