*JOGALIVE2020*
“it’s alive!”
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*GRAND ENTRANCES*
“surprise appearances”
‘1 of a kind’
soundcheck song:
‘mary had a’
verse 1: solo
verse 2: drums + bass enter
verse 3: backing vocals enter
pella-bear delivers intro speech
(to noise-rock background)
band enters with ‘sacdawg suicide’
(to segue into elton john’s ‘love left bleeding’)
(add electronic noise)
arrange ‘back to the bullpen’ on the spot
show riff how to play the motown beat
show ames the G D C G chord progression (just I iV V)
(‘think we’re being repetitive now? just wait!’)
(*we’re jogabot!*)
(be sure to hawk website)
(*thank you 4 venturing out into the night with us*)
(*and now it’s back to the blogosphere!*)
(*’til next time!*)
ENCORE:
(*ladies and gentlemen, i present you the late great socrates!*)
(play socrates’ ‘little boy boston’)
(*ladies and gentlemen, i present you the late great liliana!*)
(play liliana’s ‘union square blues’)
close with choral rendition of ‘all-american alien’
there was nobody like her
i could tell from the start
no distinguishing features
that would set her apart
you know i took it too far…i took it too far…
look at my scar…now look where you are…
there was nobody like her, no no no…
there was nobody like her
guess i’ll have to adjust
there was no one quite like her
what’s gonna happen to us?
(well we must adjust)
have you ever been incarcerated?
your will…held against your will? (well you will)
cuz there was nobody like her
there was nobody like her
there was nobody like her
we’re more alike than you think
and i abandoned my baby
in the kitchen sink
i was held right up for ransom
they collected their money…
on comet, on cupid, on donner and blitzen
i’m calling on carter, contact richard m. nixon
save your sons for your daughters…trade your wives for your rivals…
then get me geraldine ford…let’s have a reagan revival!!!
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(procession of humiliated US Presidents in drag)
(led by a disgruntled satanic elf missus claus was sleeping around with)
think once…
think twice…
think it through and then go do what you like…
i was allowed to leave
i found there’s nobody like her
(remember this…)
do i need a reminder
of that which I’ve lost along the way
have you ever been lonesome
looking for love in all the wrong places
and on all the wrong days
have you ever been so caught up in a lie
take back what is mine
make up for lost time
i’ll give you your answer…
i was allowed to proceed…
there was nobody like her…
and there were many like him…
there was nobody like her…
she was like a disease…
ain’t been nobody like her
look around will you please
i’ll say it once
repeat it twice
soothe your conscience…
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“SETLIST” –>
*COVERS* –>
*TOP 12* (V1)
#1
“ACROSS THE UNIVERSE”
(beatles)
(john lennon)
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#2
“SPACE ODDITY”
(david bowie)
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#3
“DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER”
(oasis)
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#4
“A DAY IN THE LIFE”
(beatles)
(john + paul)
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#5
“BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER”
(simon + garfunkel)
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#6
“SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL”
(rolling stones)
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#7
“HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN”
(the animals)
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#8
“OH! DARLING”
(beatles)
(paul)
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#9
“GOD ONLY KNOWS”
(beach boys)
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#10
“DON’T LET ME DOWN”
(beatles)
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#11
“SANTERIA”
(sublime)
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#12
“HERE COMES THE SUN”
(beatles)
(george harrison)
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*OUR SONGS* –>
“FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS”
(katerina?)
“TIMBER”
“SIM CITY”
“BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED” –> “MISSED OPPORTUNITIES”
“THE CONTEST”
“LITTLE DEBBIE”
“ZERO”
“CAT LADY”
(into ‘schrodinger’s cat’)
(*SONGLIINK*)
“FAMILY MATTERS”
“THE DROUGHT”
“MY DESTINATION”
“NEW MOON”
“WHAT ABOUT BOB?”
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*DAILY LIVE VIDEO*
(hire/appoint a cameraman)
(arrange in (reverse) chronological order)
(arrange in order of ‘date of composition’)
(arrange by ‘quality’)
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*INVITES* –>
(TEXT DOCUMENT TO BE UPLOADED TO IPHONE)
(VIA “ITUNES” AND “DOCUMENTS” APPLICATION)
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*TIPS* –>
(focus on direct promotion of shows to someone you met busking)
(not “former friends” who are secretly all sick of you by now)
10.30.17
(‘mischief night’)
(10pm)
(“the well” in ‘brooklyn’)
(‘bushwick’ to be precise)
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*GOFUNDME* –>
“gigmasters”
“wordpress domain”
“record / master
“music video with ‘saint nick'”
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*GOAL* –>
save your brother
like keeping self alive for mom
“do this in lieu of me…”
(BOOK ANOTHER SHOW)
(but DON’T use online ‘spammy’ booking agents who come to you)
(‘ashley mounts’ didn’t even show for her 9pm set)
(so we played early)
(and band before us were good)
(and brought well over 15 people)
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*GRAND FINALES* –>
“BACK TO THE BULLPEN”
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥