“ONLINE POKER MANIA!”
(i started playing ‘online poker’ in ‘fall 2004’)
(i was writing my undergraduate thesis on “texas hold’em poker”)
(my brother had turned me onto the game that summer)
(i swiped his ‘phil hellmuth’ book)
(phil recommended the site “ultimatebet”)
(i stuck to “limit texas hold’em”)
(i used “epassporte” to transfer money into my poker account)
(‘cereus poker’ network owns ‘ultimatebet’)
(a corrupt corporation)
(‘cereus’ is owned by “blanca games”)
(now ‘ultimatebet’ is ‘insolvent’ and not processing player withdrawals)
(i wuz robbed!)
so i switched to “poker stars”
cashier@pokerstars.com
support@pokerstars.com
(now i don’t have any money to invest in ‘online poker’)
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