VERSE 1:
well you should see ‘polythene pam’
she’s so good-looking but she looks like a man
well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag…
yes you should see ‘polythene pam’
yeah yeah yeah…
VERSE 2:
get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
she’s killer-diller when she’s dressed to the hilt
she’s the kind of a girl that makes the “news of the world”
yes you could say she was attractively built
yeah yeah yeah…