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(4:4 / 108bpm / Ablues)
INTRO:
(A A7)
(riff: A A G E G A)
(D7)
(riff: A C D D D C A C A)
(A A7)
(riff: A A G E G A)
(G6)
(riff: G E G E)
(D7)
(riff: D C D D C A)
(A A7 Dm Dmsus2 Dm7)
(A A G F E D C D)
(E)
(riff: E)
(bass: A (C#) D (C ) A G (B) D (C ) A (C#) D (C A F) E (G#))
VERSE:
(102bpm)
(A7 D7)
my lady in waiting
in the bedroom
for a very long time
(A7 D7sus4 D9)
my boss is invading
from the boardroom
(bass: A (C#) D (C ) A (C#) D)
(Dmaj7 D6 Dmaj7 D6 F#msus4 F#m)
my maid masquerading
in the ballroom
(E E6 E Esus4 E Esus2)
serenaded away…
(bass: D (C# B A) F# E (F# G#))
(A7) (C Csus2 C) (F F6 Fmaj7) (Gsus4 G G6 G7 G6)
stay sure of the godsent
make love in the convent
come call from the coffin now
this don’t happen often…
(bass: A (C#) C (G E) F (A) G (B))
[(D7sus4 D7) x 3 (D7sus4) (D9)] x 2
these types of things don’t happen all the time…
so call the cops and i’ll commit the crime…
VERSE:
(D7 D6 D)
william worn down to a nub…
annoying like a bug…
catherine’s stuck in NYC…
(she’s the anti lisa B)
(which is where i wanna be)
(with my pants down to my knees)
a bum is yelping in despair…
but he’s saving me a beer…
CHORUS:
(Dmaj7 Dmaj7sus2) x 2 (Dmaj7) (Bm) (G7 G6) (Dmaj7)
morning news with caroline quirk
(as the gaybirds go berzerk)
(“you jerk!” in faggy voice)
(bass: D (C# A) B (F#) G (B) D)
VERSE:
(andrea d…wants nothing to do with me…)
justin (on banjo):
headin southbound…headin southbound…
OUTRO:
(Dmaj7 Dsus2) x 2 (Dmaj7) (Bm) (B+ Bdim Bmsus4) (G G7 G6) (Dmaj7)
chorus:
F# –> F# –> G –> A
D
getting used to all my quirks…
(bass: D (C# A) B (F#) G (B) D)
andrea’s dropping out again…
under the city lights…
under the city lights…
we marched through dirty days and nasty nights…
eyes on the ball…hands off my wife…
hands on the ball…eyes off my wife…
(back in love again…)
(back in love again…)
(they don’t want no part of me…)
(vogel doesn’t want me round…)
2 by 2 on noah’s ark…
taking showers in the park…
getting kicked out after dark…
jesse spent the night in jail…
and i can take it away…
three
william worn down to a stub…
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my lady in waiting
in the bedroom
for a very long time
my boss is invading
from the boardroom
my maid masquerading
in the ballroom
serenaded away…
stay sure of the godsent
make love in the convent
come call from the coffin now
this don’t happen often…
these types of things don’t happen all the time…
so call the cops and i’ll commit the crime…
william worn down to a nub…
annoying like a bug…
catherine’s stuck in NYC…
(she’s the anti lisa B)
(which is where i wanna be)
(with my pants down to my knees)
a bum is yelping in despair…
but he’s saving me a beer…
(‘park closes at dark’!)
morning news with caroline quirk
(as the gaybirds go berzerk)
(“you jerk!”)
(andrea d…wants nothing to do with me…)
headin southbound…headin southbound…
getting used to all my quirks…
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🧫🥼🧪✨DEVELOPMENT✨🧪🥼🏋️♀️
(written + recorded in fall 2014)
(came up with intro guitar riff after staying up all night mixing songs in mounts motel)
(and chain-smoking ‘newport cigarettes’)
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🤖☠️🛡♞⚔️🛡ENSEMBLE🛡⚔️♘💀🤖
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(bandcamp page:)
(track #7 of ‘finest hour’ album)
(track #4 of ‘quirk’ album)
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