*as of ‘2 NOVEMBER 2023’*
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*WORDS*
*NOTES*
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*key*
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*tempo*
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*INTRO*
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*SECTION 1*
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*SECTION 2*
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*OUTRO*
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(4:4)
(108bpm)
(Ablues)
PART 1:
(A)
“my lady in waiting…”
(A7)
“in the bedroom…”
(D7)
“for a very long time…”
(D7 D7 D7 D6 — into “dancing with the stars” A blues groove)
(A – barred fifth position)
(A7 – barred fifth position)
(D7 – barred fifth position)
(A7)
“my boss is invading…from the…”
(D9) (D9)
“boardroom…(invading from the boardroom)…”
(Dmaj7) (F#msus4 F#m)
“my maid masquerading in the ballroom…”
(E E6 E)
“serenaded away…”
PART 2:
(A)
“stay sure of the god-sent…”
(C)
“make love in the convent…”
(F)
“come call from the coffin now…”
(G)
“this don’t happen often…”
(D7sus4) (D9)
these types of things don’t happen all the time…
so call the cops and i’ll commit the crime…
PART 3:
(“D blues”)
(D) (D7) (D6) (D)
william worn down to a nub…
annoying like a bug…
catherine’s stuck in NYC…
(she’s the anti lisa B)
(which is where i wanna be)
(with my pants down to my knees)
a bum is yelping in despair…
but he’s saving me a beer…
PART 4:
(reference: F# E)
(Dmaj7) (Bm)
morning news with caroline quirk…
(G7 G6 G) (Dmaj7)
gaybirds go berzerk…
“you jerk…”
PART 5:
(D)
andrea d wants nothing to do with me…
OUTRO:
(Dmaj7) (Bm)
getting used to all my quirks…
(B+ Bdim G6 G)
da da da da da…
(G G7 G6) (D)
da da da da da…
(Dmaj7 – barred fifth position)
(Bm – barred seventh position)
(B+ – barred seventh position
(Bdim – 6767 position)
(G G7 G6 D – open chords)
(then return to Dmaj7 in barred fifth position)
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(4:4)
(108bpm)
(Ablues)
INTRO:
(A A7)
(riff: A A G E G A)
(D7)
(riff: A C D D D C A C A)
(A A7)
(riff: A A G E G A)
(G6)
(riff: G E G E)
(D7)
(riff: D C D D C A)
(A A7 Dm Dmsus2 Dm7)
(A A G F E D C D)
(E)
(riff: E)
(bass: A (C#) D (C ) A G (B) D (C ) A (C#) D (C A F) E (G#))
VERSE:
(102bpm)
(reference note: A A G E G A)
(A7 D7)
my lady in waiting…
in the bedroom…
for a very long time…
(A7 D7sus4 D9)
my boss is invading
from the boardroom
(bass: A (C#) D (C ) A (C#) D)
(Dmaj7 D6 Dmaj7 D6 F#msus4 F#m)
my maid masquerading
in the ballroom
(E E6 E Esus4 E Esus2)
serenaded away…
(bass: D (C# B A) F# E (F# G#))
(A7) (C Csus2 C) (F F6 Fmaj7) (Gsus4 G G6 G7 G6)
stay sure of the godsent
make love in the convent
come call from the coffin now
this don’t happen often…
(bass: A (C#) C (G E) F (A) G (B))
[(D7sus4 D7) x 3 (D7sus4) (D9)] x 2
these types of things don’t happen all the time…
so call the cops and i’ll commit the crime…
VERSE:
(Dblues)
(D7 D6 D)
william worn down to a nub…
annoying like a bug…
catherine’s stuck in NYC…
(she’s the anti lisa B)
(which is where i wanna be)
(with my pants down to my knees)
a bum is yelping in despair…
but he’s saving me a beer…
CHORUS:
(Dmaj7 Dmaj7sus2) x 2 (Dmaj7) (Bm) (G7 G6) (Dmaj7)
morning news with caroline quirk
(as the gaybirds go berzerk)
(“you jerk!” in faggy voice)
(bass: D (C# A) B (F#) G (B) D)
VERSE:
(andrea d…wants nothing to do with me…)
justin (on banjo):
headin southbound…headin southbound…
OUTRO:
(Dmajor)
(Dmaj7 Dsus2) x 2
(Dmaj7) (Bm) (B+ Bdim Bmsus4) (G G7 G6) (Dmaj7)
chorus:
F# –> F# –> G –> A
D
getting used to all my quirks…
(bass: D (C# A) B (F#) G (B) D)
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*BAY 6*
(buy 1 get one free)
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*BASSLINES*
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*BEATS*
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*HARMONIES*
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*COUNTER-POINTS*
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*SAMPLES*
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*BASIX*
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