VERSE 1:
tubby bear rubbing me the wrong way…
(be careful what you say)
(“hey who’s your daddy?”)
papa bear raining on his son’s parade…
(marching to an early grave)
ooo la la la A OK
peppermint patty was a half-kore(an)
what other half was he?
our apartment’s now a potpourri
her daddy’s always busy working overtime
what better time to shine?
(what better job than mine?)
i’m a carefree bear…
(care bear)
(what was she thinking?)
(now we’re halfway there…)
her friends are always busy…
“madonna”
carla was supposed to be my first degree
but she wasn’t quite secure with me
(she wasn’t so sure)
carla was a sight for sorer eyes than mine
got danny lizzi working overtime…
(she was not so sure)
(i was insecure)
so send another bottle right towards my way
and i will think of something nasty to say
(it felt so right at the time)
3 more days of unbeliev’ble agony
set my broken body free…
(give me grease!)
(she was not for me)
(now i’m not so sure)
(we wuz insecure)
(popping pilling overkilling)
(another day passed away)
(see what comes our way)
(fine by me…)
(fine by me…)
(oo aa don’t forget my number)
whatever message that may seem obscured
is bound to be obscured some more
so when you feel a feeling that may seem divine
well it’d better be heavier than mine
so if you think you’ve earned yourself the first degree…
well then you’d better be better than me…
well you’d better be careful with me…
(what better guide than me?)
what better dilemma than mine?
(he was such a selfish man)
this song belongs to you and me
(belongs to you and me…)
half-correct
hit me ’til there’s nothing left
little miss molly had an attitude
‘cuz she couldn’t kill my mood…
cuz now we’ve got hosanna working overtime…
(*SOLO*)
(oh now i’m not so sure…)
(oh no i’m not so sure…)
OUTRO:
what a glorious position to be in at the end of the day!
(small world girls: hip hip hooray!)
“it’s a small world after all!”