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“ballad of bundy”
(4:4 / 120bpm / Eblues)
[(E) (G G6 G) (E)] x 2
(E) (G G G6 G) (A7 Asus4) (E)
(bass: E (G#) G (B) A (E) E)
(spoken word:)
(riff: E G G# G)
(A) [(Amaj7) (Amaj7sus2) (Amaj7) (Amaj7+6)] x 2
(A) (Asus2) (B6) (B) (E)
(A) (Asus2) (B6) (B) (A) (Am)
(bass: E (G#) A (B) B (F#) E (G#) A (B) B A)
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uncle theodore
killing off another whore
(for all is fair in love and war)
i’m all alone and i’m stoned to the bone
eating my curds and whey
my father’s a fairy, my mother was hairy
and both of my uncles are gay
we won the war, theodore…
bang bang nine times
i got murder on my mind
doo doo run run
you’re my victim #1
my my hey hey
this tequila makes my feelings go away
small ball big bang
i’m gonna get myself a gang
who what when where
they’ll be there to get you scared
my my hey hey
this tequila makes my feelings go away
doo doo run run
i ain’t giving up the gun
fee fi fo fum
i’m gonna bang you like a drum
my my hey hey
this tequila makes my feelings go away
i’m gonna hurt her
it’ll be worse than murder
i’ll cut her up in pieces
cuz i don’t deserve her
bring me a hammer
i’m gonna slam it on her
swing with all my might
i’ll be a barbarous barber
bring me a (“sluuudge”)hammer
i’ll ram a dam dam her!
i be gettin my roadwork on…
bring me a pair of tweezers and pair of scissors
my work here now is done!
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🧫🥼🧪✨“BEHIND THE MUSIC”✨🧪🥼🏋️♀️
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