(my ‘default greeting’)
(no matter what time of day)
(‘silly me!’)
(‘absurd’)
(used only for people who i am sufficiently ‘familiar’ with)
(and who are sufficiently ‘familiar’ with me)
(most likely i am ‘familiar’ with more people than people are ‘familiar’ with me)
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☜*“OUR MOST PREFERRED GREETINGS”* ☞ 
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