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emily…is laying the heat…
(hold me)
emily…is laying the heat…
(hold me)
emily’s tooting…her face turn red…
emily’s tooting…her face turn red…
jeff takes a sniff and he walks ahead…
jeff takes a sniff and he walks ahead…
face turn red…
walks ahead…
johnny is walking
his face turns red
janey is walking
he looks ahead
face turns red
looks ahead
johnny knows that he can’t hesitate
one minute later will be too late
make a date
o johnny don’t you hesitate
conversation begins to drag
johnny is left holding the bag
hold the bag…
riding stag…
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🧫🥼🧪✨“BEHIND THE MUSIC”✨🧪🥼🏋️♀️
(written in 1994)
(after little sis emily gatti ripped a nasty fart at the morristown revolutionary war museum)
(she was probably 5 years old at the time)
(we were taken there by ray kenwell during a day off from school one fall afternoon)
(gradually came to be associated with the fabric softener mascot)
(a creepy teddy bear)
(then i renamed it “packing heat” while writing a song in summer 2006)
(about gun control laws in the united states)
(from a libertarian perspective)
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🤖☠️🛡⚔️🛡\✨ENSEMBLE✨/🛡⚔️♘☠️💀🤖
(arv on drums)
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(still need to play the song live)
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(never made a proper recording of the song)
(unless you count the snippet ‘heat death’)
(recorded in late 2013)
(based off lyrics from the beatles’ ‘happiness is a warm gun’)
(cheryl lynn thought she heard the main riff being played by a marching band during one of our pop warner football games)
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥