“9/11 (a comedy)” (lyrics)

on the saddest day…in the saddest way…
it’s the saddest way to go…
oh god…the place is covered in smoke…
open the motherfucking window

i walked in the elevator
told the folks i’d see’em later
man, i thought it was only a joke *nope :0(*
now the place is covered in smoke
so i jumped out the 100th story window

i’m gonna die, aren’t i?
i’m gonna die, aren’t i?
“just stay on the line, you’re gonna be just fine…”
i’m gonna die, aren’t i?
i’m gonna die, aren’t i?
just stay on the line…

it’s a sad sad day
but you know what they say…
it’s a sad sad way to go
the place is covered in smoke
jump out the 100th story window

paul mccartney and carl wilson
come on out, i’m gonna need you now…

paul mccartney and dennis wilson
come on out, i’m gonna need you now…

cuz my man lennon is up in heaven…
and murray wilson can go to hell…

cuz brian’s crying, his brothers dying
and murray wilson, he can go to hell…

*SCRAPS*