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*“barack will win!”
BA RACK!
BA RACK!
BA RUCH!
BA RUCH!
(the “blessed one”)
barack will win…
barack will win…
i’m preparing myself for the landslide of the century…
for barack hussein obama will win!
4 more years of joy…
4 more years of joyous unemployment…
4 more years of empty smiles n cheer…
barack is gonna stay right here…
4 more years of war…
4 and 40 score…
the moneyed men, he’ll absolve of sin
barack hussein obama will win!
but can he dance?
can he dance?
i know he walks the walk…
but can he dance?
i know he talks the talk…
but can he sing?
i know he’d promised you just ’bout everything…
but can he dance?
can he dance?
he’s a mild man
he’s a wild man
takes a while, man
he’s a mild man
all hail barack hussein obama!
“swing voters”
(to tune of *da doo run run*)
(by the crystals)
i watch him every evening and it’s taken it’s toll…
along came obama and they swallowed him whole…
replaced the king of england with an african mole…
along came obama and they swallowed him whole…
our former god of gods became an internet troll…
along came obama and they swallowed him whole…
they closed their eyes, they count to 10…
along came obama and he swallowed him then…
“teabaggers”
(to tune of “fish cheer / i feel like i’m fixin’ to die rag”)
(by country joe mcdonald and the fish)
go ask obama….
“hey, what are we fightin for?”
“don’t ask me…i don’t write the plan…”
sounds awfully similar to vietnam!
go ask R O N
that old man’s onto something great!
too bad they gonna realize ‘n recognize
when it’s just a little little little too late…
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(“all hail barack hussein obama!”)
(‘obama’ training james brown’s son to sing “say it loud i’m black and i’m proud”)
(as the boy remains totally apathetic + steadfastly unresponsive)
(*cue ‘along came obama’*)
(“but can he dance?”)
(in 2008 bergblum encouraged me to head to his inauguration ball carrying a sign with that very statement)
(‘i think obama beat you to it…’)
(as i made a ‘messianic case’ for myself)
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