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(4:4 / 145bpm / Eblues)
VERSE:
[(E G) (G D E)] x 2
CHORUS:
(G D E) x 2
LYRICS:
johnny is walking
his face turns red
janey is walking
he looks ahead
face turns red
looks ahead
johnny knows that he can’t hesitate
one minute later will be too late
make a date
o johnny don’t you hesitate
conversation begins to drag
johnny is left holding the bag
hold the bag…
riding stag…
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🧫🥼🧪✨“BEHIND THE MUSIC”✨🧪🥼🏋️♀️
(written in 1994)
(recorded in 2005)
(originally written about emily gatti + jeff ritter)
(about her passing gas in front of him)
(who she had a crush on in elementary school)
(i wrote the song as means of humiliating her)
(’emily walking…her face turns red…’)
(recorded during ‘finest hour’ sessions with a more traditional theme of boy/girl seduction)
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🤖☠️🛡♞⚔️🛡ENSEMBLE🛡⚔️♘💀🤖
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(bandcamp page:)
(released on ‘stale crackers’ compilation)
(cheryl seemed to remember the song)
(unlike all my subsequent ‘serious’ songs)
(malchow liked the 2005 demo)
(he compared it to ‘the sopranos’ theme song)
(ala the old man)
(even emily probably remembers the song at this point)
(never made a proper recording of the song)
(unless you count the snippet ‘heat death’)
(recorded in late 2013)
(based off lyrics from the beatles’ ‘happiness is a warm gun’)
(cheryl lynn thought she heard the main riff being played by a marching band during one of our pop warner football games)
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