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“christopher ERIC hitchens”
(’13 APRIL 1949′ – ’15 DECEMBER 2011′)
*died @ ‘age 67’*
‘esophageal cancer’
*from a lifetime of ‘cigarettes’ + ‘alcohol’*
*the ‘archetypal iconoclast’*
(i don’t dig americans with accents)
(even christopher hitchens should’ve known to stay where the people spoke like him)
(by ‘age 30’, he was “bored of london”)
(a typical jewish attitude)
(and he’s neurotically fixated on discrediting all philosophers who incorporate “supernatural” elements into their work)
so he despises the legacy of jesus christ…
he doesn’t believe that one should “love your enemy”
and christopher hitchens is my enemy
(because he has no ear for music)
(and therefore props up the music of pseudo-intellectuals with bad voices)
(ala bob dylan)
(who embraced jesus christ himself)
(just goes to show you how “intellectual” he really was)
(so i’ll “love” the dead christopher hitchens just to spite him)
i never trusted him in the first place.
during my “liberal” years, i thought he was an annoying contrarian for supporting the war in iraq.
turns out he just hates all religious fanatics
(especially muslims)
he reminded me of my old boss @ BGC Partners.
*d’arcy miell*
(an overweight cruel british bastard making a fortune in the states)
(i was abused by him for months)
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(was hitchens too an impulsive drug-addled british gorilla in his youth?)
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