(“driving while intoxicated”)
(heres my final song of the night, it’s a rallying cry against those damn pesky drunk driving laws…everyone drive safe tonight and hope you’ve all had a pleasant evening!)
what did i do?
i drove down watchung avenue
in the summertime
time to start anew
(but i still want you)
so i park my car
and wander round in your backyard
but blending in
just seems so hard
(i drink bacardi ’til the…)
the party ends at 2AM
you run upstairs with all your friends
the sirens blare, the neighbors stare
too dark to see, who could it be?
(yea, it was me, hit with a…)
DWI
don’t want to hurt no other guy or girl
but there was one who drove me to drink
threw up in the sink
and drove away…
i got a D Double…
just means much more trouble…
U…
I…
(you too?)
(not i!)
what did i do?
i only had a drink or two
but your BAC is .23
(bad memory)
first offense
a rather dire consequence
JoGa: “but he hit me!”
officer: “that’s no defense!”
he was 85, too old to drive…
you’re lucky that you’re still alive
the sirens blare, it isn’t fair…
“don’t try to run, you’ve had your fun”
(no, i had none)…
you drive, you get a DWI
you run, you get an RWI
you buy, and that’s a BWI
ask why, and it’s an AWI
take your foot off the gas, you know you’re going way too fast
but don’t you dare slam on the brake, ’cause you’d reveal your mistake
arrived by three
the demons got a hold of me
“DUI II”
(do you want to?)
(terrahantu)
(hey, i got a DUI too!)
(aintchya prouda me, ma?)
i was one with the car
(you ARE the car!)