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(4:4 / 118bpm)
VERSE:
(D#) (C#) (D#)
(D#) (Bb) (Bb) (G#)
(D#) (D#7) (D#)
(D#) (Bb) (Bb) (G#)
CHORUS:
(D#) (Gm) (Cm) (Bb) (Gm) (G#) (G#m)
BRIDGE:
(Fm) (Cm) (Bbm) (D#+)
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*it’s no vacation, honeybun take it from me
it’s gonna be ha a a ard
the same sensation but a different degree
it’s gotta be ha a a a rd
*it’s gotta be ha a a a rd*
she seemed familiar so i fell for the bait
*it’s gotta be ha a a a rd*
a late arrival but it’s good to be late
*it’s gotta be ha a a a rd*
it’s just a question of how much you can bear
when all you wonder is what clothes won’t she wear
it’s just a question of how long you can last
it’s just a matter of ignoring her past
she’ll try to test you for the things that you know
it’s just a matter of how long you can go
she’ll slip the secret if you give her your best
no competition if you slaughter the rest
*it’s gonna be ha a a a ard*
slowly one by one
he knew he’d never forget her
now if he’d only remember
he’d dropped her a line sometime
you’re on vacation til you give it to me
(don’t get me now)
*ha a a rd*
(simmer down)
i feel your fire oh so finally
*ha a a rd*
(vocal round:)
ha a a a rd
same sensation
take me away…
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written in january 2010
(about my various sexual dysfunctions)
‘hard’ as in erection???
(‘no vacation’)
(influenced by socrates cruz?)
(who also admits to being impotent)
(so i sing like socrates in the song)
thought of melody right before going to bed one night
(according to brit reviewer:)
“’Erectile Misfunction’ is hard to fathom out, relegating it to a throw-away song”
diagram of penis
video features jogabot performance from inside a vagina!
(and lots of phallic symbolism!)
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☜*“PUPPY LOVE”* ☞ 
*THE PLAYLIST*
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