VERSE 1:
you see, ma man T, he’s a strawberry
and many called him a fairy…
only tinkerbell wasn’t as hairy…
VERSE 2:
and tam tam tammy’s a marshmellow
you know she always moved slow
she moved just ’bout as slow as a marshmellow…
CHORUS 1:
so look through dee photo album
and whaddya see?
well you won’t see no picture of me…
my sister like cotton candy, she’s as sweet as can be
but she blew away when i was 3…
VERSE 3:
my brother’s a blueberry, my mother’s a melon
her first husband big mac, he’s a convicted felon
so she married a man named magellan…
VERSE 4:
my grandma’s a corn muffin, my pops was a fruit
their parents were farmers, they dug out their roots
isn’t italy shaped like a boot?
CHORUS 2:
so look through the photo album
and whaddya see?
well, you won’t find no picture of me
my girlfriend’s a candy apple
…polite as can be…
so light she never fell outta the tree…
VERSE 5:
my great great grandpa was a polar bear
my skin’s as white as his hair
now he’s out in the cold like a polar bear…
VERSE 6:
so they popped T just like a cherry
this world can be scary
well it ain’t what you learned in the library…
CHORUS 3:
so look through the photo album
and whaddya see?
well you won’t find no picture of me…
‘cuz i’m still a little seed now
we’ll just have to see…
(al)though we never fall far from our tree…