gross-out! (lyrics)

please…

take care of mama for me

oh, the harder i go

define what you say

i’ve been so eager to please…

but now you’ll answer to me

but it’s got nothing to do…

i played the same game for a long time

oh…oh the things i will do

up and down big blue

he won’t get a dime outta me…

i prepared for you too

now i want nothing to do with you…

wait til you see what i do to you

big bang blue

now i want nothing to do…

and now you’re sensing the doom…

as she exits the room

say hi to brother mcgee

and mister magoo

now you’re finally free

fee fi fo

now they line up like you know

do ray me

you’ll be unhappy to see

please
take care of mama for me

oh, the harder i go

define what you say

i’ve been so eager to please…

but now you’ll answer to me

but it’s got nothing to do…

i played the same game for a long time

oh…oh the things i will do…

up and down big blue

he won’t get a dime outta me…

i prepared for you too

now i want nothing to do with you…

wait til you see what i do to you

big bang blue

now i want nothing to do…

and now you’re sensing the doom…

as she exits the room

say hi to brother mcgee

and mister magoo

now you’re finally free

fee fi fo

now they line up like you know

do ray me

you’ll be unhappy to see…

please…
take care of mama for me
it’s gotten ’bout to the worst it can be

i’d be so eager to please
if it had happened to me

oh, but it had nothing to do with you

i played the same game for a long time

(yea!)

oh, the things that we’ll do
up and down big blue
didyou?

i’d be there for you too
i want nothing to do with the new you…

“ew (hu hu)”
(*cue abby and donna muglia expressing their disapproval the only way they know how*)

(and joseph trying his best to mimic them…)

bing bang blue
now they want nothing to do with you too

“ew…”

been five years
and nobody cheers

fine by me
you’ll be finally free of me!

yea, but what will the spring bring?

an o…a…

a brand new fruitfly

“oh…my…”