“JAP HAPPY”[THE SONG] - -KINGDOM OF JOGA-

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🌑🌒🌓✨🚪-=*INTRO*=-🚪✨🌖🌗🌘

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*🌪.SOUND🌥🎙🌩CLOUDS.🌪*

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*🎬✨CLIPS✨📽*

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*🎸✨CHORDS✨🎸*

CHORDS

(1:4 motown / 120bpm / Bb blues)

(INTRO: “shiksa”)

(via “anderson”)

VERSE:

(Bbm6) (Gm) (F)

REFRAIN:

(Dm) (C ) (Bbm6)

OUTRO:

(Bbm6) (riff: Bb F C# G) (D#7sus2)

LYRICS:

horny for zatnee
oh dat dat zatnee
o all jap happy…
feelin all sappy

as dead as a dead man can be
as cold as an old man…

keep that jap happy
oer she’ll make you feel crappy
i’ll rat at that that thee
rat a tat tat tee

i sleep with my clothes on and read
dreaming my gentile dreams…

oh, i’m jap happy ya see
“who you?”
“cuz it couldn’t be me!”

you’ll fap and you’ll fap and you’ll fap…

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*🎼✨LYRICS✨✍️*

LYRICS

horny for zatnee
oh dat dat zatnee
o all jap happy…
feelin all sappy

as dead as a dead man can be
as cold as an old man…

keep that jap happy
oer she’ll make you feel crappy
i’ll rat at that that thee
rat a tat tat tee

i sleep with my clothes on and read
dreaming my gentile dreams…

oh, i’m jap happy ya see
“who you?”
“cuz it couldn’t be me!”

you’ll fap and you’ll fap and you’ll fap…

(me need meat!)

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🧫🥼🧪✨BEHIND THE MUSIC✨🧪🥼🏋️‍♀️

(written + recorded in 2012)
(at the chadwick mansion)

(about “devon zdatny”)

*willfully ignorant*

(blocked “jogabot” fb account)

JAP #1:

(check out these bagel boobs!)

(watchung hills class of 2009)
(7 years younger)

along with eric brody passed out on the porch
(sickly jew ala devon)

is devon contagious?

VIRUS of the intestinal tract
(ala padua)
(was it something she ate?)
(who’s afraid to eat?)
(teenage girls, that’s who!)

(but it’s more for bodily reasons)

devon indicated that she will be @ roboray’s tomorrow night

i wasn’t invited to her march 2011 20th birthday party
(will i get the invite to devon zdatny’s 21st birthday party???)

greg also sabotaged me with his text to devon
(“see if they can hear us outside”)
(because he wanted them to or because he didn’t want cops being called?)
(devon didn’t seem into the music)

(they were playing pop punk ala “taking back sunday”)

devon surrounded by whiteboys in roboray’s driveway
(ala the malchows)
(and joe malchow working @ some highend restaurant)
(i like joe)

devon zdatny
(“reform jew”)

(FIT interactive marketing class of 2013 / perfect!)

what drugs was devon on?
(prophesizing that morphine should be given to children)
(getting free socks like me in my visit)

(i was also put on antibiotics for no good reason!)

she was pulled over for almost running over a drunk black man on her way to evening temple…

what’s the use??? (zdatny won’t drink)

(just like hauer couldn’t smoke up with me in september 2008)
(3 years ago!)
(how much has she changed since that date?)

(now brody leads me to zdatny)

i was just about to tell zdatny the harvard libertarian story
(in terms of drug legalization)

(i already admitted to listening to headphones while driving)

“zdatny / how bout datany???”

mention “dungeons and dragons” to zdatny

devon “never played dungeons + dragons”

devon zdatny is “excited to meet meatloaf”

(everyone else is excited to meet devon zdatny’s tits)

a shallow jap goddess

(i wonder when she goes back to school)

(she has a fake ID)

(but doesn’t much go out in the city)

(hangs with benjamin and roboray)

(and now younger boytoy aidan)

i started dialing around 1:30am
(after devon left)

i should’ve followed her to the bathroom…

roboray + devon met via devon macgivilray

nobody from harvard wished me happy b-day

(not even roboray did)

(but he did line up zdatny for me if only indirectly)

devon a serial dater???

(her words not mine)

good, i’m a serial something else!

devon was only chick @ roboray’s

and she was first to leave

(after bringing 3 dudes / one blonde chick to roborays)

3 busty devons

devon has four friends from basking ridge
(ala hauer)

i didn’t pay for the grass
(i was supposed to contribute $2)

devon is from warren
(where there are no black folk)

and friend devon
(a repeat of barnet from two years back)

devon wants me to come over
(or roboray was just being sarcastic)

(well if there’s a choice between kinney and roboray…)

devon zdatny now friends w/ jogabot

zdatny didn’t respond via fb chat

use zdatny’s dorm to get grass

(ala barnet two years ago!!!)

(only 5 years younger and with much bigger tits)

(riff / fragnito)

(like carla, devon only responded to nastiness)

zdatny a no-go

o yea…i c…so if you were a tall dude and i made some innocuous followup comment about the weather bein’ different up there by yer criteria you could credibly sue me 4 libel (4 that is “wrong” after all)…..(again i challenge you define what is “wrong”…) / you post-feminist-age teenyboppers use the words “random” / “creeper / etc” like a fuckin weapon to eliminate all potential suitors ‘cept the ones you went 2 nursery school with (…which is why we’re headed for a double dip recession when it comes down to it……..you’ve got your male counterparts dependent on their childhood sweethearts while GDP remains stagnant…congrats baby boomers for winning over yer daughters!)

5 AUGUST 2011:

(drove to roborager on MY birthday)
(and nobody would listen to me play a single song!)
(as soon as i started playing)

(i tried chatting up devon)
(and she claimed that i was asking her ‘personal questions’)
SPRING 2010:

(became aware of devon via paul malchow via his younger stepbrother “joseph”)

(8 april 2010)
(a thursday night)
(but the kids were still college freshmen)

(she hosted her 20th birthday party at lindsay bonaccorso’s gillette home)
(luke and i crashed the gates)
(though luke didn’t last long)

(i reunited with bergblum that night)
(who was mirroring the malchows)
(a “7 deadly sins” party)
(they represented gluttony)

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