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“jeffrey taylor”
(born ‘july 1981’)
(~3 years older than me)
contact@dumpsterhunter.com
jeff@dumpsterhunter.com
(973)617-0705
my musical competitor
a “manboy miracle”
(mark guiliana is his drummer)
(1883 FB FANS)
*5 NOVEMBER 2015*
(playing at rockwood music hall)
(AGAIN)
“mark guiliana’s beat music”
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‘APRIL 2015’
(after years of being blown off by him, i finally told him off via ‘e-mail’ in late 2010…)
(“burning another (alleged) bridge i ‘suppose'”…)
(CP1: “i see you’re at it again!”)
(“drunk much”?)
(‘shane taylor’ also wouldn’t talk to me again after this outburst…)
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kept his heart hard
(even as other regions went ‘limp’ so to speak)
(at least that’s what his flat-chested short-haired husband of a wife tells me)
(i can tell just my looking at her)
didn’t need a girlfriend.
needs to get back to his machine.
(*i’m guessing a chronic masturbator*)
‘howl you’ sure sounds a helluva lot like jeff buckley’s version of ‘hallelujah’.
i’m surprised leonard cohen doesn’t come out of the woodwork to sue him (he’s repressing that inherent jewish instinct of is as he tries his best to be a good buddhist!)
he and the catapult woman are alleged lovebirds if you’re wondering.
their children are going to have really big eyes! (that is, if he can keep it up long enough)
he follows female “musicians” like the panderer he always was…
dream of meeting jeff taylor outside smoking cig in a mix of lower east side and princeton…
i told him i was coming from a gig at the triumph brewery (like rockwood music hall in NYC)…
bummed a cig from him (or part of one)…
surprised to find out that he smoked…
he admired the balls i had for talking to him after totally telling him off…
i gave a straightforward apology just to get on…
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*25 FEBRUARY 2011*
hey man, heard from various digital forums you’ve got a show @ rockwood this saturday night.
i’m gonna be in manhattan for brother miguel’s surprise party @ 8:30 but would like to contribute some instrumental flavoring beforehand to a song/jam or two if you could spare the sonic room.
lemme know, been jonesin’ lately to play in front of an actual audience of some substance and honestly i think your sound could really benefit from some melodic testosterone, otherwise it starts to get a little too masturbatory (as in ensemble beatles vs solo beatles).
and remember, the best musicians ain’t exactly the most courteous cats in the world (not to equate myself with any elite musicians, but still..
JoGa
www.jogajungle.com
*we won the war*
Before you and I continue to communicate, I need an explanation for the super wild stuff you recently posted on my site.
We won’t be having additional guests on stage this Saturday night, but thank you for the offer.
(this was my explanation:)
explanation?
i’m a bitter bastard but a helluva guitarist.
rappers and brit rockers stage this shit all the time to boost record sales.
playing nice really just gets sorta boring after a while, y’all getting all cuddly n cozy onstage (that when the lesbians take over rock, brotha!)
believe me, i ain’t as crazy as you think!
i’d just love to see what a jam would sound like, my live guitar style’s not 2 noodly nor overbearing but adds a certain characteristic flavour to most songs i play on (given that there aren’t any modulations i’m unaware of)
you think hendrix’d be a nice f’in guy if he’d been ignored all those years.
even with all the fame and critical acclaim, he still beat his women (again, not comparing myself, but still! i think a few semi-eloquently worded emails aint exactly ‘super crazy’) but i think the gist of it all as i think id mentioned was that had made a few efforts over the years to either open a show for ya etc.
but on a purely musical level, i think my playing (especially of late) would really complement the intensity of your songs.
(then i snapped a few days later:)
ur a friggin fraud…
“thank you for the offer”….
your time has passed, you gawky geek, and you’re too hung up on hipster sycophants to realize it…
(“good luck waitin my tables, i’m about to show y’all how real stars are made”)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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👈👈👈☜*“JEFFREY”* ☞ 👉👉👉
*THE MALE FIRST NAME*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥