(taken sometime in the ’60s’)
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(wife of ‘paul mccartney’)
(born “linda eastman” to a jewish family in NYC)
(her father’s real name was “leopold vail epstein”)
(like “brian epstein”)
(paul wanted him to take over brian’s role)
(while the other 3 beatles picked another ‘jew’)
(“allen klein’)
(‘epstein’ was born in 1910 to ‘russian jewish’ immigrants to the united states)
(then he changed his name to ‘lee eastman’)
(successful NY ‘entertainment lawyer’)
(jewish songwriter “jack lawrence” was one of his clients)
(he asked him to write a song called “linda” when she was 4)
(1945?)
(became a #1 hit for jewish singer ‘buddy clark’ in 1947)
(the name ‘linda’ became more popular for newborn females as a result)
(born ’24 september 1941′)
(almost 1 year older than paul)
(her mother died in 1962 when she was 20 years old)
(plane crash into ‘jamaica bay’)
(married ‘melville see’)
(daughter ‘heather’ born ’31 december 1962′)
(divorced in 1965)
(reverted to maiden name ‘linda eastman’)
(became ‘rock photographer’)
(met ‘paul mccartney’ on ’15 may 1967′)
(at ‘bag o’nails club’ in ‘london’)
(‘georgie fame’ concert)
(diagnosed with breast cancer in ‘1995’)
(she was ’54 years old’)
(died ’17 april 1998′)
(at mccartney family ranch in ‘tucson’ / ‘arizona’)
(born ’24 september 1941′)
(she was older than paul)
(by less than a year)
(diagnosed with ‘breast cancer’ in 1995)
(she was 54 years old)
(died ’17 april 1998′)
(at mccartney family ranch in ‘tucson arizona’)
(reference beatles song “get back”)
(from 1969)
(when did they buy the ranch?)
(how did the beatles know so much about american geography?)
(most americans aren’t familiar with british geography)
(at least that’s what i’d assume)
(i had to force myself to become familiar via obsessive-compulsive rules-based blogging)
(two sexy people in their late 20s)
(they must’ve had an amazing sex life)
(they allegedly never spent a night apart)
(wonder if they ever had other lovers?)
(wonder if paul started craving younger women that he knew he could pull as linda got old and ugly)
(there are rumors of linda + john sleeping together)
(as linda was initially attracted to john)
(that must really irk paul deep down)
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