“louis the pious” (lyrics)

(‘louis the pious’ did his penance)

(uncle louie killed me!)
(said little bernie)
(missing ernie)
(in 822)
(in attigny france)
(before the pope)
(he pulled down his pants and pooped)
((he pulled up his pants)
(and commenced romancing you)

(who was really hurting who?)

(uncle jimmy)
(uncle tony)
(uncle bob)

(what really kills me)

(brother michael)
(sister emmy)
(i was lost inside a grand old funky fog)
(for many years)
(i’d been unclear)