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(with a little girl he calls his “angelfish”)
(while simultaneously working that poor little black boy to the bone)
(something tells me that for all his alleged ‘tolerance’, he was probably at the very least ‘cold’ + ‘standoffish’ to that little black boy as he giggled with his little ‘angelfish’)
(who was probably around the same age as this ‘little black boy’)
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🧜♀️*the ‘angel fish’ + ‘aquarium club’*🧜♀️
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(in 1906 (at ‘age 71’), ‘twain’ formed a club of girls he viewed as ‘surrogate granddaughters’…)
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(he sounds like a proto -JD salinger with his creepy stories about ‘banana fish’)
(or ‘lewis carroll’)
(or ‘john ruskin’)
a proto-“hef”?
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(the dozen or so members ranged in age from ’10’ to ’16’)
(‘twain’ received + wrote letters to his “angel fish” girls, and invited them to ‘concerts’ + ‘theater’, and to ‘play games’)
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(twain wrote in ‘1908’ that the club was his “life’s chief delight”)
(hmmm…)
👼🧚♀️🧜♀️
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(something tells me he and michael jackson would’ve been fast friends)
(after all, ‘twain’ + ‘tesla’ got along like ‘pants on fire’ way back in the ‘1800s’)
(mark twain’s really no different from jeffrey epstein in several fundamental ways)
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(after earning their fortunes, they both soaked up modern science with evangelical fervor before taking refuge in the company of a litany of willing + eager ‘teenage girls’)
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥