VERSE 1:
my muse was such an animal…
she was oh so good to me…
eating cereal in annenberg…
when i was dressed so gracefully…
(she caught me on my one-off-day)
(of course i’d knew it end up this way)
my muse was half lebanese…
my fellow lebanese tried teasing me…
said she’s just a mexican…
my muse was such an animal…
mojito drinking…hookah smoking…
flying back to houston in the morning…
my muse was such an animal…
with 32 triple Ds…
oh you know i was in lust with her…
for 21 centuries…
she couldn’t have selected him…
over me…
guess we don’t have any chemistry…
and she moved so gallantly…
obliviously to everyone but me…
(*pause*)
my muse was just a mexican…