"richard"*the damned*

“RICHARD MORIARTY”

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my irish-american competitor throughout elementary school…

in second grade, i’d finish my wynroth math homework first…but then he’d stick his sheet of paper under mine…the sneaky motherfucker…

and i let him indulge in his delusions of sexual attractiveness…he believed that cristy chory was into him in fourth grade…i should’ve made a move myself…then she cut her hair short and i stopped caring about her…

we moved to carrar drive when i was in third grade…he lived at the bottom of the hill…

in fifth grade, he moved with his family to brick…

his parents were divorced and his stepfather didn’t have much money…

his house reminded me of the bassman house…

years later, we reconnected on facebook…

(he was engaged to a big black woman…)

(just like napoleon dynamite’s older brother…)

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👈👈👈☜*“RICHARD”* ☞ 👉👉👉
*THE MALE FIRST NAME*

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥