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(Bbmajor / 4:4 / 99bpm)
VERSE 1:
(Bb Bb6 Bb) (Bb Bb6 Bb) (D# Bbbar D#m6) (Bb) (Bb Bb6 Bb) (Bb Bb+ Bb6 Bb+) (F F6 F F7 F6 F)
(F Fsus2 F) (F+) (F) (Bb) (Bb7 Bb) (Bbm) (Bbmsus2) (Bbdim) (Bbdim C7 Bbdim) (D#7) (D#6) (Bb)
(bass: Bb (D) D# (Bb) Bb (C#) D# (C ) Bb (F#) F (A) Bb (C#) C (Bb) Bb (C# E) D# (C ) Bb (F))
VERSE:2:
(enter full band)
VERSE 3:
(enter reindeer chant)
OUTRO:
(Gm) (F)
(bass: G F (A))
no no no no no…
(into “iLife”)
on beavis…on butthead…
on rudy the redhead…
the jay to my z…the east to my west…
the first runner up
the next second best
“elementary my dear watson…”
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VERSE 1:
there was nobody like her
i could tell from the start
no distinguishing features
that would set her apart
you know i took it too far…i took it too far…
hey look at my scar…now look where you are…
there was nobody like her, no no no…
VERSE 2:
there was nobody like her
guess i’ll have to adjust
there was no one quite like her
what’s gonna happen to us?
(well guess we must adjust)
have you ever been incarcerated?
your will…held against your will? (well you will)
cuz there was nobody like her
there was nobody like her
VERSE 3:
there was nobody like her
we’re more alike than you think
and i abandoned my baby
in the kitchen sink
i was held right up for ransom
they collected their money and let me escape
(and you’re still taking the bait)
OUTRO:
there was nobody like her
i could tell from the start
no distinguishing features
that would set her apart
you know i took it too far…i took it too far…
hey look at my scar…now look where you are…
there was nobody like her, no no no…
on comet, on cupid, on donner and blitzen…
i’m calling on carter, contact richard m. nixon…
save your sons for your daughters…trade your wives for your rivals…
then get me geraldine ford…let’s have a reagan revival!!!
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…
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*”BASIC CHORDS”*
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*”THE SCORE”*
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X
(4:4)
(99bpm)
(Bbmajor)
X
VERSE 1:
(Bb Bb6 Bb) (Bb Bb6 Bb) (D# Bbbar D#m6) (Bb) (Bb Bb6 Bb) (Bb Bb+ Bb6 Bb+) (F F6 F F7 F6 F)
(F Fsus2 F) (F+) (F) (Bb) (Bb7 Bb) (Bbm) (Bbmsus2) (Bbdim) (Bbdim C7 Bbdim) (D#7) (D#6) (Bb)
(bass: Bb (D) D# (Bb) Bb (C#) D# (C ) Bb (F#) F (A) Bb (C#) C (Bb) Bb (C# E) D# (C ) Bb (F))
VERSE:2:
(*enter ‘full band’*)
VERSE 3:
(*enter ‘reindeer chant’*)
OUTRO:
(Gm) (F)
(bass: G F (A))
X
no no no no no…
(into “iLife”)
on beavis…on butthead…
on rudy the redhead…
the jay to my z…the east to my west…
the first runner up
the next second best
“elementary my dear watson…”
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🧫🥼🧪✨“BEHIND THE MUSIC”✨🧪🥼🏋️♀️
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🤖☠️🛡⚔️🛡\✨ENSEMBLE✨/🛡⚔️♘☠️💀🤖
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“soundcheck song”:
‘mary had a’
verse 1: solo
verse 2: drums + bass enter
verse 3: backing vocals enter
pella-bear delivers intro speech
(to noise-rock background)
band enters with ‘sacdawg suicide’
(to segue into elton john’s ‘love left bleeding’)
(add electronic noise)
arrange ‘back to the bullpen’ on the spot
show riff how to play the motown beat
show ames the G D C G chord progression (just I iV V)
(‘think we’re being repetitive now? just wait!’)
(*we’re jogabot!*)
(be sure to hawk website)
(*thank you 4 venturing out into the night with us*)
(*and now it’s back to the blogosphere!*)
(*’til next time!*)
ENCORE:
(*ladies and gentlemen, i present you the late great socrates!*)
(play socrates’ ‘little boy boston’)
(*ladies and gentlemen, i present you the late great liliana!*)
(play liliana’s ‘union square blues’)
close with choral rendition of ‘all-american alien’
there was nobody like her
i could tell from the start
no distinguishing features
that would set her apart
you know i took it too far…i took it too far…
look at my scar…now look where you are…
there was nobody like her, no no no…
there was nobody like her
guess i’ll have to adjust
there was no one quite like her
what’s gonna happen to us?
(well we must adjust)
have you ever been incarcerated?
your will…held against your will? (well you will)
cuz there was nobody like her
there was nobody like her
there was nobody like her
we’re more alike than you think
and i abandoned my baby
in the kitchen sink
i was held right up for ransom
they collected their money…
on comet, on cupid, on donner and blitzen
i’m calling on carter, contact richard m. nixon
save your sons for your daughters…trade your wives for your rivals…
then get me geraldine ford…let’s have a reagan revival!!!
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(procession of humiliated US Presidents in drag)
(led by a disgruntled satanic elf missus claus was sleeping around with)
think once…
think twice…
think it through and then go do what you like…
i was allowed to leave
i found there’s nobody like her
(remember this…)
do i need a reminder
of that which I’ve lost along the way
have you ever been lonesome
looking for love in all the wrong places
and on all the wrong days
have you ever been so caught up in a lie
take back what is mine
make up for lost time
i’ll give you your answer…
i was allowed to proceed…
there was nobody like her…
and there were many like him…
there was nobody like her…
she was like a disease…
ain’t been nobody like her
look around will you please
i’ll say it once
repeat it twice
soothe your conscience…
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*OUR SONGS*
*KINDRED SPIRITS*
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(A#major)
X
(that LOOKS better than ‘Bbmajor’)
(as the ‘flat’ sign is actually a ‘lowercase b’)
(with a ‘half-circle’ inteersecting on a straight ‘north / ‘south’ “left line”)
(‘southernmost centerpoint’ of southmost ‘half circle’ intersecting with ‘NS line” at its ‘southernmost point’ from the ‘upper right’ / ‘northeast’)
(‘nothernmost centerpoint’ of same ‘half circle’ intersects with “NS left / ‘west’ line” at the “NS” halfway / center point)
(‘uppercase’ B just repeats the same with a ‘northeast’ half circle intersecting ‘NS line’ in its ‘latitudinal center’ (aka ‘equator’?) and ‘northernmost point’)
X
(stay tuned for more…)
(“…hidden messages of the ‘english alphabet'”!!!)
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👈👈👈 ☜ *“GROUND ZERO”*
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*“2 OF US”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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👈👈👈☜*“KING OF NUMBERS”* ☞ 👉👉👉
*THE PLAYLIST*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥