VERSE 1:
there was nobody like her
i could tell from the start
no distinguishing features
that would set her apart
you know i took it too far…i took it too far…
hey look at my scar…now look where you are…
there was nobody like her, no no no…
VERSE 2:
there was nobody like her
guess i’ll have to adjust
there was no one quite like her
what’s gonna happen to us?
(well guess we must adjust)
have you ever been incarcerated?
your will…held against your will? (well you will)
cuz there was nobody like her
there was nobody like her
VERSE 3:
there was nobody like her
we’re more alike than you think
and i abandoned my baby
in the kitchen sink
i was held right up for ransom
they collected their money and let me escape
(and you’re still taking the bait)
OUTRO:
there was nobody like her
i could tell from the start
no distinguishing features
that would set her apart
you know i took it too far…i took it too far…
hey look at my scar…now look where you are…
there was nobody like her, no no no…
on comet, on cupid, on donner and blitzen…
i’m calling on carter, contact richard m. nixon…
save your sons for your daughters…trade your wives for your rivals…
then get me geraldine ford…let’s have a reagan revival!!!
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…
bring…back…bush…