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(G#) (F#) (G#) (C#)
CODA:
“blair bear”
(F#) (B) (F#bar) (F#)
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INTRO:
“oh y’all know who you are!”
“pretty please!?”
VERSE 1:
had the time of my life paying my dues
down round the ‘plain jane avenue’….
(an awful lotta time?
(‘time allocated’)
(…too much time?)
whatcha do fa me i gonna do fa you…
it takes a little getting used to
REFRAIN 1:
but sooner or later a man figures out
that these women are all the sayeeame
hold her close and feel her out
and it’s time to play the game!
VERSE 2:
version 1 spawns version 2
Spent a couple lifetimes paying my dues
On the Plain Jane Avenue
OUTRO:
“blair bear…”
(corporate cones)
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Regrets
It’s a necessary route on the
I’ll admit that it takes a little getting used to
Down round the Plain Jane Avenue
Gotta Gotta pay your
(we lost another one!)
Aloi!, Alstrom!, Millman!, Morse!
Blair Bear
Hit New York City
And she didn’t know anyone
Blair Bear
Not so pretty
But she always looked like having fun
Blair Bear
She’s not quite right
Decide to let her stay for a drink
And Blair Bear
She wouldn’t leave
She wouldn’t go away (‘let me think’)
Blair Bear
Broke all my furniture
Left me in the red
Blair Bear
Broke all my bottles
And slashed my face instead
Blair Bear
Depending on anyone
To see her through this mess
Many saviors
Take her case
They wish her great success
What’s a
Girl like you
End up with guys like he?
But Blair Bear
took one look
Decided that she flee
Blair Bear
don’t fit in
She’s too wrapped up in doubt
Blair Bear
Can’t quite win
But soon she’ll figure out
Blair Bear
Bought me an island
Silent seas surround
Blair Bear
Come to visit
Come see what I found
Blair Bear
If you won’t answer
This world will never win
Blair Bear
Tear down the walls
It’s time to lemme in
Blair Bear
Don’t leave me hanging
Number crunching fool
Blair Bear
Lil is a single syllable
Liliana’s not quite right
Follow the leader leader leader
She follows with all her might
Back down the rabbit rabbit (“grabbit!”)
Back down her rabbit hole
Yale takes her picture / she smiles for the camera
Perfectly aware of the memory he stole
(and who knows where those negatives end up?)
(I guarantee ya a vat of vaseline is nearby)
Then up comes Alice
Ready for a breather
Decided that it’s time for a nap
She’s got it together gether weather
Bouncing from job to job
She’s got a genuine interest in gaining attention
A virtual celebrity
Isn’t it time she grown up grown up, owned up?
Dylan’s her pride and joy
Knowing that Dylan’s a stand-in for a father
Of a girl who wants to be a boy
Blair Bear
Hit New York City
All the better for the wear ‘n tear
Bye Bye Baez
Bye Bye Baez
Make room for some other voices, why dontcha?
Climb up in that treehouse and stay there!
(they call this ‘penis envy’ in most civilized parts of the world)
regress to negress
but I digress
I crall in the corner to much success
Regress to negress
Now call in the captain
Same mistake
Im learning to bake
i crawl to the kitchen
and eat my own cake
i crawl in the corner
And make my confession
one keep calm in a wildfire
spinning all into satire
have u a rest
give it your best
know that I know
and one stands firm under pressure
sole permanent measure
leave it alone
leave it alone
leave it alone
silented
silence
raindrops keeping fall on my head
think id be better off dead
or at least kept away from the children
repeat
woa
Tuesdays move slow
Soon it be known
Some would say go
Circa de soul
You may never know
Sorrow and
Sunshine below
On assignment
Smile
While
So I go
The voice is the motherboard of creation
So self-important
Im getting circa de soul
Pound the pavement to silence
Under table they know
Where He’s fabled to woe
Though they can’t say, Soon it will show
Soon will be lost til I find it again
Some will say no, one will say when
Let me know when they find you again
Allow us to grow
Sorrow in good little boys
But they gave us no choice
Simon says
We’ll be lost til they find us again
Nothing you can say
Gonna take it away
But I might just do it again
Just tell me when
Close your eyes
And hold your nose
Through the plain jane avenue so it goes
Feels just like
Right thing to do
Those plain janes did so much for you
their fairer sisters + muscled misters
insisted upon bring us back to a stoned age
Find your fortune
Help me out
A sleutheran minister forcibly forced out
Plain jane participates as long as she’s wanted
freddy mercury holding court
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(for a plain jane thinking is her ‘favorite sport’)
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