“first-responders’
“last gasps”
“sacdawg suicide”
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*PART 1*
*LINX*
(“6 FEET OF ROPE”)
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BOOZE
SOCRATIC SAGA
SACDAWG SUICIDE
“booze”
(Em G D) x 3
(C#m F# E) x 2
outro:
[(C#m) (G#bar)]
“socratic saga”
(spookily scan audience)
(Cm) (riff: Bb B C)
(A+)
outro:
(ascending diminished chords)
“sacdawg suicide”
(4:4 / 110bpm / Bbmajor)
(Bb) (riff: E F trill)
[(Bb) (C#) (C#)] x 2
riff: (Bb D) (G# C#) (F) (with vibrato)
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**radio announcer* –>
*here we have for your viewing and listening pleasure, a real live sacdawg suicide, folks!*
*on this beautiful bright + breezy day, 70 degrees and not a cloud in the sky, a wonderful day for a catastrophe!*
(Bbmajor)
(trill E/F for diminished effect)
a sacdawg suicide
it’s really just a matter of your pride pride pride…
pride pride pride…
(announcer comes back in: ‘on a terrific autumn afternoon, look at the wind blowing the colorful leaves in a whirlwind. the trees are nearly bare. are we still on the air? harry, fix my fucking microphone!’)
(elvis tirade:)
‘…bellboys, freaks that carry the luggage…’
(oh, fat elvis sure had the common touch all right!)
the all-too-common touch
(cue ‘revolution #9’ sound fx)
elvis reciting: ‘and i was standing there, without any hair, (giggles)’
(i suck back for air twice (‘heeuh heeuh’ / sounds like a person panting for breath) upon completion of an absurd conversational statement when I feel comfortable with the person at hand. this annoys the hell out of many people I talk to. and it annoys me deeper in hell when they point it out)
*announcer breaks out into bill o’reilly tirade, throwing things as he screams*
my bloody valentine listen to me…
“we’ve got a couple of problems, captain”
you promised your love to the highest degree…
deliver the goods, you said that you would…
straight across the map
she sat down right my love…
just give it time and this too shall pass…
but my bloody valentine, she grew up so fast…
“we’ve got a couple of problems, captain…”
(announcer: “and there you have it…it was a ‘sacdawg suicide’ ladies and gents…have a great evening!”)
“what this young man has just accomplished is nothing short of…”
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