*THE BASIX*
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raven
VERSE:
o ravenous snake
why won’t you break down?
o ravenous snake
won’t you leave me alone?
oh ravenous snake, i’m bout to crack now
o ravenous snake
gonna hate now
o ravenous snake
won’t you leave?
or toot this rusty trombone…
(cue joseph battiato with hands to cheeks “oh no!”)
o ravenous snake
won’t you break down?
o ravenous snake
the ravenous snake won’t cooperate…
o ravenous snake
gimme a beat down
o ravenous snake
(i’m an elite now)
o ravenous snake
don’t you dare not speak now
o ravenous snake
people are people are people…
learning their lessons…
oh browning it down…
what are you here for?
come on you ravenous snake…
CHORUS:
chalk it up to morning glory…
don’t you go tell that story…
chalk it up…chalk it up…chalk it up to morning glory…
don’t you repeat this story…
don’t repeat this story anymore…
FADE OUT (to verse chords):
are you a practicing christian?
or are you done with your mission?
i’m isabella guerrera…
hi i’m dorothy distressed…
(into “charm offensive”)
“i do the jeselnik…”
(cue anthony jeselnik and gary shandling doing herky-jerky dances together despite themselves…)
you ain’t a tumblr
i ain’t a twister
i’m just a pauper…
you got a sneaker
i got a shoe
(put two and two together…)
call me a creeper…
i’ll keep creepin on you…
(guitar solo)
(you got it comin…)
(you gotta shake…)
pick up that tumbler
and start to shake
shake away that jealous snake…
you be the jumper…
i’ll never snitch…
become a number…
and smash away that itch…
i’m chase chase chase chasing that snake…
i want you on my menu
i’ve got nothing to lose
“i want YOU on my menu”
“i’ll see YOU on the news”
(black man samuel jackson points eyes to hot blonde hostess)
(she’s wide-eyed in fear)
cue don rickles morphing into an old black man…
(in an effort to ingratiate himself with the other blacks…)
(“why i’ll RIP HIM UP WITH A ROPE!!!”….AND LEAD HIM RIGHT TO THE ROAST!!!)
(cue fat elvis: “i’ll tear his goddamn tongue out WITH A ROACH!”)
fade-out:
au natural(ay)
au natural(ay)
(to tune of “pink cadillac”)
it was a long way…
you could pay him to walk backwards…
start chasing ‘way that jealous snake today…
im not a pumper im just her pimp
i thought id stump her
think i’lll pump and dump her now
she’ll be my blimp
i’lll pump and dump her
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