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(4:4)
INTRO:
(Bbm)
(87bpm)
RIFF:
(Bb Bb A Bb F F# F C# G# Bb) (Bb Bb C# C) (Bb Bb C# C)
CHORDS:
(Bbm Bbm A Bbm C# C#sus4 C# G# Bbm Bbdim Bbdim G#sus4 G#)
(Bbdim Bbdim G#sus4 G#)
RIFF:
(Bb Bb A Bb F F# F C# G# Bb A Bb E)
CHORDS:
(Bbm Bbm A Bbm C# C#sus4 C# G# Bbm A Bbm E)
(bass: Bb A Bb (C#) C# (G#) G# (C ) Bb (G) G# (C ) Bb (G) G# (C ))
(bass: Bb A Bb (C#) C#(G#) G# (C ) Bb A Bb (C# F) E)
CHORUS:
(Eblues)
(112bpm)
(reference notes: E4 E4 E4 G4 D4 E4)
(E5) (Gdim) (E5)
(open E chord / 2323 Gdim)
(she seemed armenian…)
(G) (F#)
(3rd fret barred –> 2nd fret barred)
(she got me pounding the pavement…)
(after F# chord, 1 2 3 4 1 2 3…”i was an…”)
(E5) (Gdim) (E)
(i was an aryan…)
(G5) (F#5) … (F#7)
(i’ll take her back to my basement…)
(bass: E (G#) G (B) D (A F#) E (G#) G F# E (G#) G (B) D (A F#) E (G#) G F# (Bb))
VERSE:
(Amaj7)
(where i earned my diploma a long long time ago)
(A7) (Ddim) … (Ddim) (D7)
(and i knew she was lazy, but why won’t she pick up the phone?)
(A6) (Dmaj7)
(and she knew i was crazy, we’re killing two birds with one stone)
(bass: A (C#) D (A) A (C#) D (B A F#))
BRIDGE:
(E) (Em) (E) (alternate at random)
(she drive me…)
(koo! koo!)
(koo koo kacho!)
(echo in brit accent: koo koo katchoo)
(as the smiling jafferians tend to a sprawled out joga: “he’s bleeding…”)
(not that again…)
(Emaj7 Emaj7/G Emaj7)
(koo! koo!)
(koo koo kacho!)
(E7 Em7 E7)
(koo! koo!)
(ooo look atcho!)
OUTRO:
(E)
that’s alright mama
(Emaj7)
that’s alright with you
(E7)
that’s alright my mama
(Amaj7) (A7)
anyway you put me through…
(you gotta ease my robert road…)
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VERSE 1:
she seemed armenian…
she got me pounding the pavement…
i was an aryan…
i took her back to my basement…
PRECHORUS 1:
where i earned my diploma…
a long long time ago…
and i knew she was lazy…
but why won’t she pick up the phone?
and she knew i was crazy…
we’re killing two birds with one stone
CHORUS 1:
(she drive me…)
(koo! koo!)
(koo koo kacho!)
(*GUITAR SOLO OVER VERSE*)
OUTRO:
that’s alright mama…
that’s alright with you…
that’s alright my mama…
anyway you put me through…
(you gotta ease my robert road…)
*SCRAPS*
“she looked spectacular…”
“i felt nefarious…”
(ooo look at you)
forsaken my outcome a long long time ago
and heaven forbid she should seek out a suitor in me
i’m off of the grid and admitting i’m finally free…
she’ll drive me…
aryan eyes
oer scandinavian skies
a pygmalion band is playing overhead…
“delerium tremens”
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CHORUS:
(G E)
j-j-jafferian
(E)
(G F#)
(G)
(G F# E)
she got me pounding the pavement
VERSE:
(Amaj7)
where i earned my diploma a long long time ago
(A7) (D7)
and i knew she was lazy, but why won’t she pick up the phone?
(A6) (D6)
and she knew i was crazy, we’re killing two birds with one stone
BRIDGE:
(E)
(she drive me)
(koo! koo!)
(koo koo kacho!)
(not that again…)
(Emaj7)
(E7)
(ooo look at you)
CHORUS:
j-j-jafferian
sent me back to the basement
(the face of the aryan race)
(an armenian angel)
she sent me to war
she unlocked the door
3 lost daughters
i can’t afford her no more
(trembling)
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🧫🥼🧪✨DEVELOPMENT✨🧪🥼🏋️♀️
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(written + recorded in ‘summer 2014’)
(“tales from the mounts motel”)
(closing track of “the middle ages”)
(recorded on a productive sober all-day session)
(nicked the title from the 1977 ABC sitcom)
(written for the ‘jafferian triplets’)
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🤖☠️🛡♞⚔️🛡ENSEMBLE🛡⚔️♘💀🤖
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11.21.17:
XXX
*V1*
(‘fall 2017’)
*SOLO*
*ENSEMBLE*
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