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🧫🥼🧪✨BEHIND THE MUSIC✨🧪🥼🏋️♀️
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(a time-traveling joga as ‘zombie’ invading a ‘tuck’ party)
(she sprays him with fire extinguisher to no avail)
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NEWFOUND HEROES
*SCRAPS*
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and come to a decision
who are you and how are we?
never really knowing
when you turn your back on me
think of what you’re blowing
think about it carefully
if only ida tried again another time
blow my mind
if only ida asked her for a little more
to hold your tongue is such a nasty chore
shoot and score
channelvee is whereallthe
can’t afford way off-board
those who choose to live abiding by the sword
but she wouldn’t even show…
no she wouldn’t even know…
been a bit embarrassed before
been this way
a little more
pay no mind i just kept on knowing
i was blind but i kept on going
go and blow my mind
hot desperate foreign girls
(otherwise known as au pairs)
exchanging favors
all feeling cleaner
holding competition for a louder roar
screaming out your lungs is such a nasty chore
for something that i haven’t earned…
who are you and how are we
sheep awaiting slaughter
who are you and how are we
riding to perdition
think of what you’re missing
and nerve to be reborn
froze in trepidation
suffering and scorn
go on expedition
no ego completo amigo
i’m gonna shout aloud
resisting him at every turn
i’m gonna make her proud
force of demolition
this is so bizarre…
working overtime
just like dynamite…
look in the captain’s eyes and make it right…
another signpost
she was working ou
exorcising demons is a nasty chore
but there’s no one other we know…
trying hard to overthrow the overlord…
waiting for your love is such a nasty chore…
got a guilt-ridden conscience
*BUSK*
but liliana wanted so much more!
we could’ve rallied ’round him…we chose to shun him…
but the program worked wonders for me…
well that sure beat the leaderboards
in your slow dog puppy shoes
are you sure wannna refuse?
price
dont let em run down the price of rice…
nope blonde dog, you can keep your cool
i didn’t expect to be adroid ma’am
ohh will they get my testigals examined
you say that you’ve been here???
favorite balloon
i betchay 99% of the time
stand u
continue
u got
STONED
(we don’t like you)
you got
STONED
(we don’t like you)
(awww…)
i’m in my final year
colorado
rocky mountains
colorados comin….
california in the desert
arizona arizona
you’re an alcie, aintchya?
(its the most popular name)
you’re an alcie, aintchya?
(its the most popular name)
morton brown
do you solemnly swear to tell the entire truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
i do solemnly swear
din’t you dear
you nearly had me roped and tied
sugarbabe
mister sleepaday
mister sleepaday
(you sleep every day?)
mister wall street lite
mister wall street lite
can you stay out of my room?
can you build a sweet cocoon
my temperature is fine
my temperature is fine
but you’ve gotta keep your cool
i’m gonna lose my contacts too
just as easily as you
ramb bab dambadeedoo
ramb bam dambadeedooda
ram ba dambadeedoo
i didn’t mean to exclude ya
how do you do sir?
i’m fine…
and how bout you sir?
if you’re just like me…
i’ll be just like you…
my heart is like an open book
but you refuse to look
but you refuse to look
you make me feel just like a common crook
when you refuse to look
when you refuse to look
whose a hooligan now?
one more lap to victory
if i notice you, then think of me
oh….that’s how we are…
oh…that’s how we are…
ravenous snake, i’ve outgrown you
i’m gonna eat you
i can’t defeat you
oh well…this may be your lucky day…
oh ravenous snake i woulda loved to
there’s scary little man up there
and you’ll meet him in a little while
i’m gonna pick up all these little girls and ride them for awhile… i’m gonna teach em all i’ve even and go out with a smile we’ll spread our little wings and start to fly in style…
her lips were sad as mine
i’m just as bad as you
did you forget our little rendezvous?
they wouldnt miss u
she’s still a stileted girl
i ride the tilt-a-whirl
get on your knees and make it right
somewhere there’s seven girls
who look a lot like you
their boyfriends left them there
their
pop goes the weirdo
you show me yours…i’ll show you mine…
it’s a lonely world out there when you’re all by yourself…
beautiful mistake…
one step makes you a slave… one foot in the grave…
will you suffer for fallulah too?
(gaybird: “you sure outrank the duke!”)
doug benson with puppy dog claws:
“is this feasible?”
you think it’s funny do you?
i aint got nothin gainst the local commmunity
you can breathe?
for breakfast?
the war shalll be fought with bullets and swords and guns and all kinds of raging hard ons
i came back
game on
he’s a racist!
(mother holding daughter:)
(“she’s my baby!”)
in country voiice….that’lll be now and that’ll be then and then and then and again and again and again….
we combed your hair…
we knew you’d lose!
the enslavement of mexicans becomes a national pastime
with our whips and our chains and our generational rage
we gun reclaim this here stage
(uncle jimmy at the rodeo:)
(you…p-pp-p-.pusssyyyyy)
(cmhere u pussy)
where did my heroes go?
are they further down the road?
are they ready to explode
you can say what you say but what you say willl never stay in its place
as the sun sets in the east
and the ashes blow to the west
the wild ones dance….
so we got through monday…..
and now we prepare for tuesday…..
this reminds me of a prayer…
joga comes out as frontman to stage with roll of his head
(his icon reads “christine fisher”)
“why won’t he marry me?”
on the roayrd again…..
miss reggie’s a terrible sinner…
a heretic….
cue a middle school play:
parts were passed around
i felt i was going down….
i choose to lose
and it got bad
my pupils were poppin
plenty of beanies are lyin around
there’s evil in the east
easier to the west
find the source that’s troubling you, eliminate the threat
we’ve gotta wait for awhile
while you’re starting to hear
we’ve got a ways to to decide on lives
i’m gonna go out west and grow some hair on my chest until i figure out a place i can
baby so peculiar babe we ain’t got time
and a roomful of booze
i’m sure she is a lesbian….
i’m sure he is a queer…
spend the rest of their lives
most of them jokes
justin and john attacking dorothy after she murders joga between fits of sobs….
while dog hunkers off to the back
i’ve waited on it
and gave up on it
so i’m not so sure how it goes
and her radiant sadness is hidden with all of her might
i want you to know that i’ve been there before
and that’s how i know there’ll be a showdown
you’ll be locked up for life
lydia: “where has she gone?”
night and day…right away…
laguna beach
boy is it cold
like the rolly polys say (nathan: brrr)
boy is it cold
let the golden oldies play
boy is it cold
let the wind blow you away
eminem
carrot booty
pom poms
i hear he’s made of money
we’ll go the distance
start rumblin with all of their might
your sand is my sand
chew me like gum
ch-ch-ch-chew me like gum
monday sunday
we’ll set aside some time to make the master race
at our own pace….
are you a censor?
commence the chase
start building up that master race today
are you a cancer?
are you a blister?
i shoulda kissed her
are you a pension
and she ever wanted was a piece of cake
put me up there on the leaderboard
give me one more award
i blame the television
there’s another girl
you’re either a parasite or a path to light…
taking it deep… taking it raw… say what you saw…
we knew he was a winner…
relax don’t do it…let it come through to you
you’re a lovely pig, lonely violet, i love you
her family is far too old
they wouldn’t know a thing about it
her boyfriend is far too bold
someone better than mine
disease
trapeze
where’d you learn to hate?
hatred for me
i know you are habit-forming
i know that you have it in for me
make an aryan of me
i’m gonna hit it right outta the park
hard-on…
it’s none of your business…
my father’s a flame, my mother’s a saint… she claimed that she couldn’t, then suddenly faint…
i didn’t say it… i only know it…
i didn’t spray it… i only grow it…
(no, i’m no poet…)
nothing more than a whore…
one must be approved by the wrinkly-faced… all those that are better are all but erased…
and it burns burns burns… leaves nothing to imagination…
your sticky icky morning breath
your freaky creaky bedtime bones
i want them one more time
my messy methhead…that’s what you called me…
my sexy sleepyhead…i swear you said…
one more time…
crashing teeth cascade, collide…
one more time
again
ok
shock and awe
the prettiest little picture in town
little sister
where the winters are as cold as ice…
naked and rich…
long distance…
a mexican witch eating french fries… on the beach… just out of reach…
“he’s definitely dunking more than donuts…”
friggin fragnito
that chubby stubbly schizophrenic jewish teddy bear face
my blackadar’s ajar…
michael morton brown
the clown without a crown
i’ve got 16 categories i’m working on…
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
(race)
DEATH OF A BOZO
(classic rock dinosaurs)
DREAM DATES
(fantasy girls)
GIRL TALK
(reality girls)
IN ABSENTIA
(death)
MAKE A WISH
(fantasy)
MANHUNT
(crime + punishment)
SENIOR CITIZENS
(old age)
SILENT STARS
(the sun)
SIM CITY
(architecture)
SIXTEEN CANDLES
(emma wolin)
THE CRUSADES
(religion)
THE WAGON
(drugs)
TIME TO SHINE
(goals)
WEIRDOS
(abnormalities)
WRITER’S BLOCK
(creativity)
tried texting larnald to no avail…
called him a strange amalgam of john hughes / robert pollard / louis CK…
new songs:
surfer girl
god only knows
maybe i’m amazed
taking advantage…
love is all you need…
my dear daniel poon
will you ring again soon?
my dear dyke van larnald
the tom to my Arnold
the chink in my armor
the rish in my parmar
(no response of course)
my big baby ruth
my tindertoothed tiger
orally serviced by bimbettes from niger
(he’s sick with the flu)
texting with roboray
with a tall swedish blonde trampling him in heels
“carrot booty 2”
(b-side: “jap happy”)
(dedicated to our dead friend devon)
i’m manson with bubbly teenage runaways
til a jealous copper catches me squeezing a bubbly breast
where art thou rob roy?
sweet yellow haired boy
have the swedes took you in?
are you living in sin with a finn?
“busking under the influence”
“busking while intoxicated”
fat matt…
smoke me
i am an animal
study your books
i have got some good old lovin if you’ve got some vasoline
(and she was all of 17…)
anthony peeking through the window as the boys are having a laughfest with pete rose…
(and subsequently shoots up the studio)
(“exploring the outer limits of the situational comedy”)
(in tremolo robotic voice:)
“move over jack muse now the joke is on you…”
bowing lady justice to “princess christmas”
pom poms…
i wrote you a poem…
just like jacquelina divine…
ten little indians
let my baby down easy
my will
(“my little lucy now…”)
clark cotton…may he never be forgotten…
ain’t it great how history repeats itself?
we’re still the same squealing teenagers…
fap and you fap and what happened?
hornier than a black boy on easter sunday…
nippier than a ni**er in november…
(you know they hate the cold)
let’s weep together
power words
hamburger!
michael morton brown
are you still feeling down?
are you lying to your shrink?
do you speak before you think?
do you say before you do?
do you
now that the robin is dead, will so go the voice in your head?
a symbol of your affliction
with differing addictions
with similar constitutions
play with gretchen
marc anthony
august / caucus
michael brown’s body
the ghost of robin
he’s a jackass
a total jackass
and he’s eating off me for free
stand by your man
with blumberg in hand
all hypersexual
roboray in full-out grinding mode (but he needed more booze)…
rolls new name: “ruth” (opposite of “ruthless”)
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