-TINDER-[THE SONG] - -KINGDOM OF JOGA-

“et tu brute?”

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*.SOUNDCLOUDS.*

*MASTER TAPES*

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*CLIPS*

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*CHORDS*

*INTRO*

(4:4)
(120bpm)

(spoken:)

tinder!

(i’m at turdy turd n turd…)

VERSE:

(4:4 swing)
(105bpm)
(Gblues)

RIFF: (D D C Bb C C Bb Bb A G A D) x 2

(D C9) (Bbmaj7 G A7 Asus4)

(bass: D C (Bb) Bb (A F) G (B) A (C# D))

VERSE:

(D C9) (C6 C)

(Bbmaj7 G A7 Asus4)

(bass: D C (Bb) Bb (A F) G (B) A (G))

you were the laurel to my hardy

the mother of my goose

(Gm7 Gm7sus4 Gm7 Gm7sus4 Gm7)

the rum in my bacardi

(G7 G7sus4 G7) x 3

the knot in my noose…

(INTRO RIFF x 8)

first time: (Gm Gmsus4 Gm Gmsus4 Gm Gmsus2 Gm Gmsus2 D)

second time: (D C9) (Bbmaj7 G A7 Asus4)

(bass: G (A Bb) D C (Bb) (A F) G (B) A (G))

the rum in my bacardi…

the knot in my noose…

PART 2:

(4:4 straight)

RIFF:

(riff: G C D G G C D Bb G C D F D C# C G) x 2

(G Gsus4 G) (G Gsus4 G Gm) (C Csus2 Csus4 Csus2 Gdim C Cm)

(bass: G (Bb D) C (G) G (Bb C#) C (G))

VERSE:

(120bpm)

(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9) (Fsus4 F Fsus2 Fmaj7 Fsus2) (Gsus2 G)

(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb G E) F (G) G)

poor phil…

(for he got carried away)

(si-si-si-sinking in the river)

(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9)

unskilled in aquatic forays…

(Em Emsus4 Em) (A9) (Am9)

he’d already drowned as they pretended to pray…

as the ambulance came

wading in the water

kept the ambulance waiting…

(silence)

(then sirens)

(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb G) E (G B) A (G))

SOLO:

(riff 1: G C D G G C D Bb G C D F D C# C B Bb A G)

(G Gsus4 G) (G Gsus4 G Gm) (C Csus2 Csus4 Csus2 Gdim C7 C6 Cm)

(bass: G (Bb D) C (G) G (Bb C#) C (G))

(riff 2: G C D G G C D Bb G C D F D C Bb G)

(G Gsus4 G) (G Gsus4 G Gm) (C Csus2 Csus4 Csus2 C7 Cm7)

(bass: G (Bb D) C (Bb))

[(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9) (Fsus4 F Fsus2 Fmaj7 Fsus2) (Gsus2 G)] x 2

(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb G E) F (G) G) x 2

PART 3:

(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9)

poor phil

though waves will whisk him away…

(Bb6) (Bb+ D7 Bb+) (Bb6) (D#m) (D#) (D#msus2 D#maj7 D#m6 D#m)

he won’t have no more to say…

definitely dunkin today…

(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb) Bb (D) D#)

VERSE:

(4:4)
(100bpm)
(Bbblues)

(D#msus2)

who…

(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)

(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)

(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)

castrated cuomo

not a cubano

asleep with estella

his elder hermano

(Bbm)

not a problemo…

(D+ D#m Bbm)

not a problemo…

(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)

(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)

(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)

a reasonable schizo

an uncertain psycho

an angry castrato

cradles his bible

(Bbm)

and curses his rivals….

(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)

(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)

(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)

another cubano

ricardo jambrino

a lit cigarillo

he shares with amigo

[(D#maj7 D#) (Bbm7)] x 2

(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (C# F))

the bambino…

(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)

(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)

(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)

too wacky to be witty

a pity he’s so pity

so skinny…so silent…so secretly violent…

(Bbm)

so silent and deadly…

(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)

(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)

(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)

a pity i’m so pretty and witty

i’m proud to be pithy

and now that you’re with me…

(D# D#sus2)

(bass: D# (Bb))

CHORUS:

(Cm9) (Csus4) (C9)

let us go up in smoke together

as we hope for impossible weather

(bass: C (Bb))

PART 3:

[(Bb Bb6 Bb Bb6) (Bbdim)] x 4

has your trust fund all gone up your nose?

have you sold off all your fancy clothes?

am i butting in on someone’s joke?

have your savings all gone up in smoke?

(F Fsus2) x 4

does the pot you piss in overflow?

(Fdim Gm7 F6 F Fsus4 F)

or am i totally loko?

(bass: Bb (G E) F (G#) G (F) F (A))

OUTRO:

[(Bb Bb6 Bb Bb6) (Bbdim)] x 12

poor phil…

INTRO:

tinder!
(“i’m at turdy turd n turd…”)
(do the ‘swipe right shuffle’!)

(think of the ‘back in orbit” intro)

PART 2:

(to screenshots of ‘the malchows ‘n me’)

(Gblues)

(reference notes: D D D D G G A A G)

(C9) (C6 C)

you were the ‘laurel’ to my ‘hardy’…

(Bbmaj7) (G) (A)

the mother of my goose…

(Gm7)

the rum in my bacardi

(G7)

the knot in my noose…
the knot in my noose..

(“yea i knew that’d (someday) it’d ‘come in handy”…)

“POOR PHIL”

(such a bitter proverbial ‘pill’)
(mea no ‘ill will’ i assure you!)
and i know her well enough to reasonably suspect she’d be heading to hell in a handbasket soon enough…)

V1:

poor phil
for he got carried away
s-s-s-sinking in the river

V2:

unskilled in aquatic forays
he’d already drowned as they pretended to pray…
as the ambulance came…
wading in the water…

(kept the ambulance waiting…)

V3:

poor phil…
though waves will whisk him away
now he’ll have no more to say
for he’s definitely dunking today

(link up finale of ‘quicksand’)

“JOHN THE BATSHIT”

V1:

who castrated cuomo?
not a ‘cubano’…
(‘hakuna matata’)

asleep with ‘estella’…
his elder hermano…

not a problemo…

V2:

a reasonable schizo
an uncertain psycho
an angry castrato cradles his bible

(and (repeatedly) curses his rival…))

V3:

another cubano…
ricardo jambrino…
a lit cigarillo…

he shares with amigo…
(“one of his best amgos…”)

the bambino…

“WACKY KANACKI”

V1:

oo wacky to be witty
a pity he’s so petty
so skinny…so silent…
so secretly violent…

so silent and deadly…

V2:

a pity i’m so pretty and ‘witty’…
(“why does everyone take me ‘literally’)

i’m proud to be pithy
and now that you’re with me

let us go up in smoke together
as we hope for impossible weather

has your trust fund all gone up your nose?
have you sold off all your fancy clothes?
am i butting in on someone’s joke?
have your savings all gone up in smoke?

does the pot you piss in overflow?
or am i totally loko?

OUTRO:

poor phil…

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*LYRICS*

INTRO:

tinder!
(“i’m at turdy turd n turd…”)

(do the ‘swipe right shuffle’!)

(think of the ‘back in orbit” intro)

PART 2:

(to screenshots of ‘the malchows ‘n me’)

you were the ‘laurel’ to my ‘hardy’…
the mother of my goose
the rum in my bacardi

the knot in my noose…
the knot in my noose..

“POOR PHIL”

V1:

poor phil
for he got carried away
s-s-s-sinking in the river

V2:

unskilled in aquatic forays
he’d already drowned as they pretended to pray…
as the ambulance came…
wading in the water…

(kept the ambulance waiting…)

V3:

poor phil…
though waves will whisk him away
now he’ll have no more to say
for he’s definitely dunking today

(link up finale of ‘quicksand’)

“JOHN THE BATSHIT”

V1:

who castrated cuomo?
not a ‘cubano’…

asleep with ‘estella’…
his elder hermano…

not a problemo…

V2:

a reasonable schizo
an uncertain psycho
an angry castrato cradles his bible

(and curses his rival…)

V3:

another cubano…
ricardo jambrino…
a lit cigarillo…

he shares with amigo…

the bambino…

“WACKY KANACKI”

V1:

too wacky to be witty…
a pity he’s so petty…

so skinny…so silent…
so secretly violent…

so silent and deadly…

V2:

a pity i’m so pretty and ‘witty’…

i’m proud to be pithy
and now that you’re with me

BRIDGE 1:

let us go up in smoke together
as we hope for impossible weather

BRIDGE 2:

has your trust fund all gone up your nose?
have you sold off all your fancy clothes?

am i butting in on someone’s joke?
have your savings all gone up in smoke?

does the pot you piss in overflow?
or am i totally loko?

OUTRO:

poor phil…

*SCRAPS*

(“yea i knew that’d (someday) it’d ‘come in handy”…)

(such a bitter proverbial ‘pill’)
(i mean no ‘ill will’ i assure you!)
(and i know her well enough to reasonably suspect she’d be heading to hell in a handbasket soon enough…)

(“why does everyone take me ‘literally’)

(“one of his best amgos…”)

(and (repeatedly) curses his rival…))

(‘hakuna matata’)

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