well i’m an alien from another dimension…
and i’m keeping ’em guessing
(keepin ’em guessing)
(kimbo + ridder + bailey stripping atop a meathead midtown bar to male cheering)
(“get rida her!”)
(cue confirmation pic)
(joga / kim / lauren)
(serious pose / silly pose)
(by stephanie pangia)
(kimbo as alysa)
(ridder as zohar)
you know we’re brothers from a noble explosion…
we got them holy boulders rolling…
(camo black)
OUTRO:
i shot!
(karina as yoko ono: he shot!)
i scored!
(jon: “i was o so conveniently ignored…)
(MMB: “nice…”)
(fice…rice…elements rolling papers)
gonna love you for real this time…)
(dorothy: “remember the bedbugs bite…”)
(turn your radio off)
(corinne + christine: “the beatles”?)
(i’d be better off comparing myself to christ than lennon with karina)
(i’d be laughed at if i compared myself to lennon)
(but she’ll buy any bum who throws the christ trip at her)
the pen of my lawyer’s been broken…
take this token…
holier oceans…
brudda from anudda…
centuries + centuries…
(to denver!)
(open with charlie sheen quotes / spring 2011)
“winning”
“i’m bi-winning”
(H.I SHEEN!)
“what does that mean?”
just because you get through to me
i’m not so easily done
just because you’re too tired to play
i fire away for fun
even though we seem quite alright
the war’s already won
you gotta…o o o o o
o o o o o
o o o o o
girly girl you’re gettin through to me
with my back against the wall
man oh man i’ve gonna swing the bat
before i hit the ball
even though you seem fine to all
you’re satisfying none
you gotta…o o o o o
o o o o o
o o o o o
6 strings and a microphone
though i know it’s just a waste of time
plead plead for a place to play
when you’d rather blow your mind
get through to their basement homes
and cast them in your play
make space, give ’em room to roam
when they’d rather waste away
have faith in the mighty lord
that existed in their minds
make sure that they’re never bored
while you waste away their primes
make love to a sunny day
’cause we’re running outta time
see things in a different way
and keep a dirty mind