(‘JD salinger’ framed for a ‘kidnapping’)
(“hey, i’m no kidnapper! i’m just trying to save these children from their parents!)
dyke van larnald:
(“OK peter pan…sounds like SOMEBODY’S OD’ed on “the catcher in the rye”!)
(cue JD salinger furiously writing letters to a nubile teen writer (while simultaneously masturbating to her picture): ‘don’t let ‘em corrupt you!’)
(2 months later:)
(he’s railing her in his connecticut farmhouse…)
(3 months later:)
(he kicks her ass out…)
cue norman mailer on the dick cavett show:
“i’ll take two chairs if you all will accept fingerbowls…”
(a puzzled dick cavett doesn’t get the joke…)
(or pretends not to)
(if the “two chairs” remark was a sarcastic reference to mailer’s “giant” intellect, then “fingerbowls” implied that the other 3 people present had tiny intellects)
(it seemed pretty obvious)
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥