“writer’s workshop”

(‘JD salinger’ framed for a ‘kidnapping’)

(“hey, i’m no kidnapper!  i’m just trying to save these children from their parents!)

dyke van larnald:

(“OK peter pan…sounds like SOMEBODY’S OD’ed on “the catcher in the rye”!)

(cue JD salinger furiously writing letters to a nubile teen writer (while simultaneously masturbating to her picture): ‘don’t let ‘em corrupt you!’)

(2 months later:)

(he’s railing her in his connecticut farmhouse…)

(3 months later:)

(he kicks her ass out…)

cue norman mailer on the dick cavett show:

“i’ll take two chairs if you all will accept fingerbowls…”

(a puzzled dick cavett doesn’t get the joke…)

(or pretends not to)

(if the “two chairs” remark was a sarcastic reference to mailer’s “giant” intellect, then “fingerbowls” implied that the other 3 people present had tiny intellects)

(it seemed pretty obvious)

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👈👈👈☜*“WRITERS”* ☞ 👉👉👉

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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥